posted October 03, 2001 12:16 PM            

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Here is a question My girlfriend likes to pose
I usually say something like
"your close proximity to me makes a difference"
Do you have a wittier answer
Come on, i know you do
i know you do
Ah chuzpah!

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And no one had better sig that just so I can't say I've never been sigged. It's sig rape, that's what it is! -Mara's revenge

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posted October 03, 2001 12:27 PM            

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I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with your humble modesty.

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WE DEMAND YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT GOLF BALLS!!!!!!
-SpatchBot

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posted October 03, 2001 06:25 PM            

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To make other guys jealous of me.

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posted October 03, 2001 06:36 PM            

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You are pretty because you played Pretty Pretty Princess, and got the tiara, and the necklace, and the diamond ring, and YOU WON!

HOORAY!

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posted October 03, 2001 06:40 PM         

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Something clever involving a frog.... but I haven't worked out all the details yet.

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posted October 04, 2001 06:35 AM            

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Anyone who asks questions like that can't take the answers she deserves.

Five responses to avoid:

1) 'Cause you're made out of Real Girl Skin. Unlike Ed Gein. *

2) Afterglow.

3) You're not.

4) Guys think insecure girls are hot. It's a fact.

5) Genetic accident.

*The psycho who inspired Leatherface and Norman Bates.

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posted October 04, 2001 07:07 AM            

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Neb Men,
i have used 3 myself every so often,
but i like 4

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And no one had better sig that just so I can't say I've never been sigged. It's sig rape, that's what it is! -Mara's revenge

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