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Topic: I get ICQ, and then 30 seconds later THIS happens.
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DominusGladiorum
Self-Made User
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posted October 01, 2001 06:33 PM
  
Davey D Fly MC is me. Linda is some random "biotech," as Google likes to suggest to me.122893077: Hello! Nice to meet you. I'm Linda ;-)
Davey D Fly MC: Umm, hi. Do I know you?
Linda: How do you feel about erotics? I have got one site... I showed it to a few my friends, they said it's way cooool  ) I can drop you the address, if you like...
Davey D Fly MC: I'm really only using ICQ for an online gaming tournament. Also, I'm a minor.
Linda: See it here: http.erotic-online.com
My boyfriend always masturbates with this site when I am not with him )) I never mind... really fun.
Davey D Fly MC: Also really felonious for me to do.
Linda: (Does not respond) IP: Logged |
BananaTheocracy
Scrappy Doo
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posted October 01, 2001 07:25 PM
HEY!!!! I think thats the same bitch that sold me Alaskan time share. She used the same god damn pitch too. "My boyfriend masturbates about time-share...I don't mind." I'm such a fool.------------------
This is side 5.
Follow in your book and repeat after me as we learn three new words in Turkish.
Towel...Bath...Border.
May I see your passport please? IP: Logged |
Arwon
Self-Made User
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posted October 01, 2001 07:35 PM
Welcome, scrappy BT! Your name is rather amusing.IP: Logged |
daybreaker
Self-Made User
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posted October 01, 2001 09:41 PM
Yes, it's also a well known fact that in the time of war, people feel the uncontrollable urge to buy time-shares from complete strangers.One person was reported to have said, "I don't know, all of a sudden I just felt like I had to go to Florida once a year. I can't explain it." ------------------
"I was in the hallway... I know because I was there."
-Tim Curry (Clue) IP: Logged |
tv's Spatch
Shuttlecock
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posted October 01, 2001 09:50 PM
There are options in ICQ and in AIM that you can set that say "DON'T FUCKING BOTHER ME OUT OF THE BLUE YOU STUPID IDIOTS."I highly recommend setting those options as they save you time, energy, and precious bits of sanity. IP: Logged |
Kaligus
Scrappy Doo
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posted October 02, 2001 02:54 AM
unless of course you get some sort of sick thrill being contacted by every hormonal misfit on said service*sigh* Of course said hormonal misfit probably also has cooties so it may not be a good idea to play with them... ------------------
What kind of cerial was that again?
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Gerald the Foul
Self-Made User
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posted October 02, 2001 03:32 AM
Spatch, I suspect that whatever settings DJ Davey Grandmaster D had on his ICQ, "Linda" wouldn't have cared. Bots handle rejection all too well.That is wrong on so many levels using electronics rather than humans for making unsolicited sales pitches. If I get woken up at 9AM by a phone call telling me about the wonders of time-shares, there should at least be a human being on the other end to take some abuse. Hanging up on a recording is not satisfying enough. I'd rather tell some poor schmuck at the other end that he'd be feeding his family in a more honorable way by sucking dick for money. IP: Logged |
Jack Havoc
Cereal Subunit
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posted October 02, 2001 03:54 AM
quote:
I'd rather tell some poor schmuck at the other end that he'd be feeding his family in a more honorable way by sucking dick for money.
When I grow up, I wanna be Gerald the Foul! ------------------
Duct tape is like The Force. It has a dark side. It has a light side. Used correctly, it holds the universe together. Used incorrectly, it sticks your cat to the wall. - Toon - IP: Logged |
Gerald the Foul
Self-Made User
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posted October 02, 2001 04:22 AM
Damn. That didn't even seem to be worded right, but I'm glad the point got across. People who suck dick for money might be low on society's vocational totem pole, but I'll hold them higher than telemarketers as long as they leave their number on the walls of truckstop bathrooms instead of calling me. IP: Logged |
McDuff
Self-Made User
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posted October 02, 2001 04:43 AM
*ring ring*Gerald The Foul: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hi there, my name's Dave, and I'm phoning on behalf of the "We Suck Dick For Money Corporation." I was wondering if I could interest you in some of the special promotional offers we are running at this time...
Gerald The Foul: You sick fuck.
Telemarketer: That's our job sir! ------------------
Ack, bec's geometry homework wants to sell me a Tiny Wireless Camera! - Cropherb, via IRC Barbies are melting TODAY. - Jesse Dangerously IP: Logged |
ThePet
Self-Made User
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posted October 02, 2001 06:25 AM
I'm a very big fan of the "Don't allow multiple receipiant messages from people not on my contact list" button.Now if only someone would make one of those buttons for email. IP: Logged |
Jesse Dangerously
Self-Made User
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posted October 02, 2001 07:19 AM
Dominus thingy> That's not in reference to Apani B Fly MC, is it? Or is it just a random conglomeration of rap-like words?IP: Logged |
tv's Spatch
Shuttlecock
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posted October 02, 2001 01:18 PM
1. Only allow incoming messages from folks on your contact list.
2. Require authorization on your part before anyone gets added to your contact list.
3. "Linda" tries to send you a message, fails, handles the rejection as best a bot can, and goes to the next ICQ number. No skin off my back, mate.To be fair, you'll get some folks who sneak through with fake system messages and the like, but nothing along the lines of half-baked AI pretending to have a conversation with you. I should write up an autoresponder bot to respond to the spam bots anyway. Linda hey there sexy *wink*
SpatchBot HELLO THERE LINDA *WINK* WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE MORE MONEY IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME USING YOUR OWN COMPUTER????
Linda my boyfriend took some naughty pictures of me and i wanted to show you
SpatchBot THAT'S GREAT I AM FROM AN AFRICAN COUNTRY AND I REQUIRE AN AMERICAN BANK ACCOUNT TO HIDE MY MONEY IN CAN I USE YOURS?
Linda if you have a phone you can call me and my sexy friends if you wish *wink*
SpatchBot HERE IS THE INFORMATION YOU REQUESTED!!! WE DEMAND YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT GOLF BALLS!!!!!! THIS IS THOROUGHLY LEGAL AND TESTED WITH THE US POSTAL SERVICE REGULATIONS 34.A19 LOOK IT UP!!!!! that would be at least cathartic. IP: Logged |
Sarcasma
Self-Made User
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posted October 02, 2001 01:46 PM
When I grow up, I wanna be Spatch.IP: Logged |
DominusGladiorum
Self-Made User
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posted October 02, 2001 02:35 PM
Thanks, Spatch.Jesse Dangerously: Just random rappa stuff. A kid at my middle school came up with it about 2 years ago. IP: Logged |
RedTwo
Self-Made User
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posted October 02, 2001 03:06 PM
How many of these scrappies could go to school with my kids?!*feels old* ------------------
Lore> I want to go to the Jehovah's Witness paradise, 'cause you get to pet baby pandas. babybabble
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eillid
Self-Made User
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posted October 02, 2001 03:25 PM
I probably could! Now I feel good. I get to feel young and invincible again, instead of Heart-of-Darkness-essay old. Thank you, Old One!IP: Logged |
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