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Ivy
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posted September 28, 2001 05:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ivy   Click Here to Email Ivy     Edit/Delete Message
Mine do. Not officially, of course. We didn't sit down and decide that they needed middle names. They are not purebred critters who require yard-long nomenclatures. Just during day-to-day interaction their personalities suggested certain names. I use their middle names when I need to get their attention, just like your mother probably did/does with you. They are as follows:

Dogs:
Tootsie --> Tootsie May
Emma --> Emma Bee

Cats:
Stretch --> Stretchy Maria
Vooshka --> Vooshka LaRue
Sadie --> Sadie Sadie Sadie


So... anyway. What about your pets?

This is truly mind-numblingly senseless BS, isn't it? Yet, I must know!

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eillid
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posted September 28, 2001 05:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for eillid   Click Here to Email eillid     Edit/Delete Message
Bubbles is Bubbie Boo to my mum, and Lucky is L. Duke. They should be given real middle names, like Charles and Katharine, but then their names wouldn't fit on the tags and I'd just end up forgetting the middle names.

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consuela nutella
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posted September 28, 2001 08:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for consuela nutella     Edit/Delete Message
one of my brothers had a horrific something of a name for his iguana - 'gomer schmiegel lizardbreath' i think. (well ok he was 9, but still..) i would just call it 'lizard'.

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Cheatara
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posted September 28, 2001 08:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cheatara   Click Here to Email Cheatara     Edit/Delete Message
Dogs;

Spirit- Spirit Tech
Thunder- Thunder Bolt
Zeik- Ezeikial Daniel
Toby- Tober Myacin

Cats;

Corban- Corban James
Cinder- Cinderella

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brattysparty
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posted September 28, 2001 09:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for brattysparty   Click Here to Email brattysparty     Edit/Delete Message
hehehe

crabsMAd Max
Tiny Whiney

horse
Stinky red horse
*creative aint it*

dog
Katie dog


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[This message has been edited by brattysparty (edited September 28, 2001).]

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Anti Em
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posted September 28, 2001 09:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Anti Em     Edit/Delete Message
Kirby's full name is Miss Kirby Louise Edna Fae Gina Marie Louise Lucille (yes, two Louises - named after a vacuum cleaner, a distant aunt, a former neighbor/friend, and a high school chum from the South with the most incredible set of names I've ever heard).

Derwood prefers Mr. Derwood T. Cat (he says the T stands for "the," but I think his jellicle name is Tiberius).

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Y2Karen
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posted September 28, 2001 11:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Y2Karen   Click Here to Email Y2Karen     Edit/Delete Message
My parents refer to my cat as "Cricket Renee" when he knocks shit over or acts like a freak because they say he's just as ornery as I am. My middle name is Renee. Jerks.

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Ivy
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posted September 29, 2001 09:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ivy   Click Here to Email Ivy     Edit/Delete Message
Heh, poor Y2K!

When one of our dogs misbehaves, I will accuse her of taking after my husband's side of the family. However, according to my husband the cats all take after me. I think it's because they're all beautiful. Certainly it has nothing to do with them being little bitches.

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popechuck
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posted September 29, 2001 11:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for popechuck   Click Here to Email popechuck     Edit/Delete Message
My favorite dog, now deceased:
Oceanus J. Pig.
(And as was secret even to her, the J. stood for Juniper)
My cat now:
Agent Cat Mulder.

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Somebody will disagree.
Even if he's Pope.
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Houdinisworstnightmare
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posted September 30, 2001 01:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Houdinisworstnightmare   Click Here to Email Houdinisworstnightmare     Edit/Delete Message
My fish is just plain elvis.

Dogs- Blue dog
Maxamiliano(or just Max)

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<BoredWolves> dini has Special Priveliges to call me demeaning names.

(BoredWolves was Kyree on IRC)

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Kaligus
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posted September 30, 2001 04:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kaligus   Click Here to Email Kaligus     Edit/Delete Message
My cat
Kali Boo-Bear

My wifes cat (who is 20+ pounds of real not fat cat) Bustopher (because he is all black and had white spats till he got 'old'), and then when we are mad we add Doll because he hates it :-)

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Angel Fish
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posted September 30, 2001 06:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Angel Fish   Click Here to Email Angel Fish     Edit/Delete Message
*looks bewildered*

*checks people's posts to see if they have hidden content*

*still doesn't understand*

I don't even have a middle name. I'm beginning to think my parents deprived me of more than just fashion and television.

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Tuesday
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posted September 30, 2001 11:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tuesday   Click Here to Email Tuesday     Edit/Delete Message
Dacry is Darcy Roo
Mirasla ("Mirri") is Mirri Clyde.

As kittens, their feet reminded me of a kangaroo and a Clydesdale respectively

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Kyree
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posted September 30, 2001 11:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kyree   Click Here to Email Kyree     Edit/Delete Message
The middle name of both of my cats is "fuzzy."

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A
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posted September 30, 2001 12:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for A   Click Here to Email A     Edit/Delete Message
no.

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jarbabyj
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posted October 01, 2001 08:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jarbabyj   Click Here to Email jarbabyj     Edit/Delete Message
my dog's name is Margaret Smith McCartney

But we also call her "Jimmy Smits"

jarbaby

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Brunswik Mcbutterpants
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posted October 01, 2001 09:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Brunswik Mcbutterpants   Click Here to Email Brunswik Mcbutterpants     Edit/Delete Message
I liked Popechuck's Agent cat Mulder *Chuckles*

The best Lab I had was Named
Boo High Ghost Rider (I called him Boo)

My cat now is named Noche (her mddle name is fatty) so it reads Noche fat cat

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genuine artificial
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posted October 01, 2001 09:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for genuine artificial   Click Here to Email genuine artificial     Edit/Delete Message
Shaney is sometimes Shenanigan Q. Birdsall; the Q doesn't really stand for anything, though.

Our other pets once in a while acquire similar middle initials, but not frequently enough that I remember which.

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