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SFWeasel
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posted September 26, 2001 12:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SFWeasel   Click Here to Email SFWeasel     Edit/Delete Message
By the powers vested in my by... well... me, I'm declaring Friday, the Twenty-Eighth of September Worldwide Mental Health day. All things are optional on this day. Anybody forced to do something (work, classes, etc.) has the option of either calling in sick or doing a half-assed job while there. The point of this is so we can all get some quality (insert your first name here)-time.

Some suggested activities for mental health day include:
ordering delivery food only
sleeping, either in bed or in front of the television, those with a tv in their bedroom can do both
catching up on the brunching boards
sex, invite friends
watching your aquarium
develop a crippling drug habit
or nothing at all

Good Luck with your upcoming Mental Health... and godspeed

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Bennyboy
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posted September 26, 2001 01:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bennyboy   Click Here to Email Bennyboy     Edit/Delete Message
Say, I not exactally forced to, but I'm supposed to take meds for my own mental health. Could I choose friday to not take them, or is that not an option along with the day? Heehee, dumb question. Besides I'd forget not to take them.

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They're the Care Bears of the music world.

-Random cartoon character on some show I saw today's (9-20/01) take on boy bands.

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brattysparty
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posted September 26, 2001 01:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for brattysparty   Click Here to Email brattysparty     Edit/Delete Message
geat idea weasel!

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DaveInACar
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posted September 26, 2001 02:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DaveInACar   Click Here to Email DaveInACar     Edit/Delete Message
The sex option sounds great. Too bad I don't have any of that kind of friend here Oh well, if I play my cards right, maybe that'll change Friday!

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High IQ's like haikus. Low
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Michelle Marie
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posted September 26, 2001 03:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Michelle Marie   Click Here to Email Michelle Marie     Edit/Delete Message
Um, I think I'm getting ill now so chances are I might have some sort of bug on Friday...heh heh heh...Game Show Network, here I come!!

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Brunswik Mcbutterpants
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posted September 26, 2001 03:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Brunswik Mcbutterpants   Click Here to Email Brunswik Mcbutterpants     Edit/Delete Message
In honor of this auspiscious day i am wearing no pants but a button down and tie
Hurray mental health...
Oh and drink beer from a ladies slipper -any girls got an extra slipper- size 7???

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Cry Cheeble! And let slip the hamsters of war! -Toon

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DaveInACar
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posted September 26, 2001 03:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DaveInACar   Click Here to Email DaveInACar     Edit/Delete Message
Okay, so I was walking back home from the dining hall just now, and two girls started whistling at me from their window in one of the dorms.

I think I may have just found my 'friends'

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Wondrous Fnordia
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posted September 26, 2001 08:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wondrous Fnordia   Click Here to Email Wondrous Fnordia     Edit/Delete Message
Awwwwwwwww...
Can we celebrate it belatedly?

On Saturday, the night before the last day of my RenFest season, I'm renaging on my oath to self.

I promised myself I would Be Good this season, but Saturday night, I'm going out to drink, party, and hopefully Get Some.

God, Ia needs to Get Some.

Wait, no I don't! Must... Be... Good...

Argh! It's driving me batty!

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daybreaker
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posted September 26, 2001 08:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for daybreaker   Click Here to Email daybreaker     Edit/Delete Message
I choose to take a raincheck, and instead spend mental health day the day after Friday, at the They Might Be Giants concert!

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Spritelord
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posted September 26, 2001 09:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Spritelord   Click Here to Email Spritelord     Edit/Delete Message
I think I'll spend my mental health day posting in SFWeasel's birthday thread. I think thats the best way to ease my MH.

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Angel Fish
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posted September 27, 2001 04:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Angel Fish   Click Here to Email Angel Fish     Edit/Delete Message
I'm nominating Sat 29th as my mental health day.
Since I've been working so hard this year that I didn't get a chance to take a summer holiday, I'm going to spend all the 'holiday moeny' I've saved up on clothes.
Hee hee hee.

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Maverick
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posted September 27, 2001 06:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maverick   Click Here to Email Maverick     Edit/Delete Message
Well, I'm taking the afternoon off work tomorrow, so that will improve my mental health, but...

MY PARENTS ARE COMING TO VISIT! ARGHHHH!

Still, there are going to help me move house, so I can't really complain, can I?

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Brunswik Mcbutterpants
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posted September 27, 2001 07:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Brunswik Mcbutterpants   Click Here to Email Brunswik Mcbutterpants     Edit/Delete Message
They Might be Giants had an Interview on the radio yesterday here in Austin -they were very funny, very nice folks.

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Cry Cheeble! And let slip the hamsters of war! -Toon

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Sarcasma
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posted September 27, 2001 11:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sarcasma   Click Here to Email Sarcasma     Edit/Delete Message
Um... I need my hourly pay, and I do a half-assed job all the time.

How else can I celebrate?

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Bennyboy
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posted September 27, 2001 04:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bennyboy   Click Here to Email Bennyboy     Edit/Delete Message
You could do half of a half assed job, or even less. Although fractions of an ass this small shall not be dealt with by me.

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They're the Care Bears of the music world.

-Random cartoon character on some show I saw today's (9-20/01) take on boy bands.

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Enjinno9
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posted September 27, 2001 04:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Enjinno9   Click Here to Email Enjinno9     Edit/Delete Message
I'm in a bind until Sunday; I play football, and you know what happens to the guys who half ass it...I'd like one order of bones, unbroken please.

I'll try to get something enlightening on sunday. Talking to plants...no. Swearing at plants?...sounds good!

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I think.
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Hallam
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posted September 28, 2001 01:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hallam   Click Here to Email Hallam     Edit/Delete Message
I'm not going in today.

Nothing to do with mental health, though.

I got canned/fired/forced to resign/made redundant yesterday.

It sucks.

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Angel Fish
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posted September 28, 2001 05:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Angel Fish   Click Here to Email Angel Fish     Edit/Delete Message
That, indeed, sucks.
*accidentally drops a hug*

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Treasure
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posted September 29, 2001 03:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Treasure   Click Here to Email Treasure     Edit/Delete Message
((((((Hallam))))))

I've nominated today (Saturday) as mental health day too, because I can't pay the rent if I don't go into the sh*thole of an office. But I'm going to get drunk & try & find a shag this evening.

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GuardianLion
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posted September 29, 2001 08:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GuardianLion   Click Here to Email GuardianLion     Edit/Delete Message
It was a great mental health day. I only worked for ten, eleven hours. Then the UT, some more work, and then the Chinese food!

hee hee hee "fractions of an ass" Assfractions!

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Bennyboy
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posted September 29, 2001 10:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bennyboy   Click Here to Email Bennyboy     Edit/Delete Message
Assfractions........do I hear a new rock band breeding?

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They're the Care Bears of the music world.

-Random cartoon character on some show I saw today's (9-20/01) take on boy bands.

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Miyu
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posted September 29, 2001 10:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Miyu   Click Here to Email Miyu     Edit/Delete Message
Today was my Mental Health day. I spent almost $300 on import CDs, comic books, and bootleg tapes of Shoujou Kakumei Utena on South St. in Philadelphia.

Oh, and...

((((Hallam))))

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BUNNY BUNNY PANCAKE PANCAKE -- megalita
+--perelandra . into the darkness--+

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daybreaker
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posted September 30, 2001 02:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for daybreaker   Click Here to Email daybreaker     Edit/Delete Message
Holy crap! What a great mental health day!

It started off by seeing Zoolander, which is great! Theres a scene (I dont want to ruin it, because it is supposed to be a surprise when it happens) that is just so freaking great...

Then, I went to see They Might Be Giants! Needless to say, the show kicked ass. The opening band kicked major ass, too!

Then we went to Denny's. This was around 2am, so it was no longer mental health day, and THEY KNEW IT.

I ordered cheese fries which were supposed to come with ranch sauce. Well. We saw our waiter 3 times. Once to take our drinks, once to take our orders, and once to bring our food. He had a pitcher of coke the last time, filled my coke, and half of my friends coke, leaving my second friends glass empty. We never see him or any other waiter again. I get NO ranch sauce, and my friend gets NO barbecue sauce for his chicken, despite their promise to bring some.

Now, I always believe that waiters deserve some kind of tip, no matter what, but this waiter above and beyond the call of duty to ask us not to leave a tip. So for the first time in my life, I left zero tip. So sue me. It was no longer mental health day, I could be a dick if thats the game they wanted to play.

But mental health day rocked!!!

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"I was in the hallway... I know because I was there."
-Tim Curry (Clue)

[This message has been edited by daybreaker (edited September 30, 2001).]

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Kaligus
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posted September 30, 2001 04:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kaligus   Click Here to Email Kaligus     Edit/Delete Message
I was only introduced to Mental Health day on Sunday alas I was introduced to Brunching on Friday by a lady friend as we were eating strawberries covered in brown sugar and drowened in balsamic vinegar in the middle of a golf course at 3am with several friends... I guess I had a great mental health day without even knowing it

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What kind of cerial was that again?

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