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I_like_cheese Cereal Subunit	posted September 15, 2001 01:42 PM Inspired by Lore's Oral Sex List Kate Bush Lore (given by Bjork) MsChiliPepper Kevin Smith Tori Amos Michelle Yeoh IP: Logged
Bennyboy Self-Made User	posted September 15, 2001 04:08 PM *Addendum Eliza Dushku Jason Mewes Samuel L. Jackson ------------------ If you plan to shoplift please tell us Thanks -Kevin Smith, via a sign in Clerks IP: Logged
MsChilePepper Self-Made User	posted September 15, 2001 11:30 PM Gosh, Cheesy! Thanks ... I think. Got some Wednesday night, matter of fact, so I think I'm good for a few days. I'll think further on my own list ... IP: Logged
Roup Self-Made User	posted September 15, 2001 11:41 PM Where can I fill out an application, Chile? IP: Logged
TheMadDefenestrator Self-Made User	posted September 16, 2001 12:03 AM was it in the parking garage? IP: Logged
Miyu Self-Made User	posted September 16, 2001 12:56 AM Mr.Cheese, I think I love you. Another Kate Bush fan! <3 I would like to add: Jhonen Vasquez. That is all. ------------------ "Roses blooming at the Ends of the World, to me!" [This message has been edited by Miyu (edited September 16, 2001).] IP: Logged
Y2Karen Cereal Subunit	posted September 16, 2001 01:55 AM Squeeeeee! IP: Logged
MsChilePepper Self-Made User	posted September 16, 2001 09:36 AM No, the parking garage incident was years ago. Roup, you know where you can get your application. IP: Logged
jasey Scrappy Doo	posted September 16, 2001 10:46 AM another addition: Allyson Hannigan on second thoughts - she's too sweet and innocent as willow in 'buffy' to get oral sex - maybe then buffy should but from some really nasty horrible vampire or demon person who isn't her SO so then there will be enough material to keep the 'buffy guilt trip about everything' going for the rest of the season. hmmm, i could suggest an extension of this post but that would be above PG-13. hmmm, [edited to apologise to all of the people who make buffy, it really is the best thing on tv and i wasn't dissing it at all - merely laughing at buff's overconcientiousness (is that a word???) at times - doesn't she realise that all of those poor vamps she feels the need to destroy in cold blood have families and lovers too] ------------------ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not the sport for you. [This message has been edited by jasey (edited September 16, 2001).] IP: Logged
Five Tons of Flax Self-Made User	posted September 16, 2001 01:37 PM It's "Alyson", one "l". And I should get to do the honors. As much as she likes. daydreamy smile IP: Logged
Sarcasma Self-Made User	posted September 16, 2001 05:39 PM Dude, I'm thinking that in all likelihood her character on Buffy gets more oral sex than anyone else on that show.... IP: Logged
nebulous menace Self-Made User	posted September 16, 2001 07:02 PM Too innocent? How soon we forget. There was the "evil willow" doppleganger bit from a couple years ago (first indication that Willow might be less than straight). . . out of respect to Sandylene, I'm not going to mention Alyson's Other Role. On my highly-incomplete list: Jodie Foster Jackie Chan Bif Naked I have to draw a distinction between "Deserve oral sex" and "I'd like to give oral sex to". . .which is why Salma Hayek, etc. are not on the list. IP: Logged
sourwookie Self-Made User	posted September 16, 2001 09:17 PM ...this is in the "deserve" column... Mahler Carl Sagan Betty Crocker PJ Harvey Bill Hicks Suze Randall Bruce Sterling The person who founded Ampeg James Jameson Most Swedish furniture designers Eve Hill Myself Asia Carrera Most everyone in Sony All writers for The National Lampoon Steve Martin Leo Fender Lou Whitney Most sushi chefs Ween Harriet Tubman Betty Page A certain Ms. Goodson Ridley Scott Neal Stephenson The person who invented Chex Mix Marconi Stereolab Nigel Godrich Ghandi Herman Hesse Phillip Glass Yes, I know many of them are dead. Let's just hope they're up in heaven, thighs spread, with an angel's face buried in their crotch. ------------------ You Godless couch-fuck. If Jesus heard you talking like that he'd shit his pants. Is that what you want? A shitting Jesus? IP: Logged
Spanielmander Self-Made User	posted September 16, 2001 09:27 PM Please note my signature. ------------------ "He's... Amish?" -Arwon, on Stew Gunderson (fictional) "What is it with us and waffles?" -Kyree, on our ungodly waffle-love "Let's just hope they're up in heaven, thighs spread, with an angel's face buried in their crotch." -sourwookie, on dead people and oral sex IP: Logged
DMinorTrip Self-Made User	posted September 16, 2001 10:10 PM ME! ------------------ -{DMinorTrip}- In the Immortal words of John, Paul, George and Ringo "All you need is Love" www.grooverevolution.com IP: Logged
annenayne Self-Made User	posted September 17, 2001 12:14 PM swiftly volunteers for Steve Martin IP: Logged
cheezdanish Self-Made User	posted September 17, 2001 12:38 PM John Cleese Kevin Smith (Yeh, I know he was mentioned... But I think he should get at least two votes.) Khoffi Annan Colin Powell Laura Bush The Guy who Invented Coffee. IP: Logged
Earl Junior Self-Made User	posted September 17, 2001 01:52 PM The Bush Twins (for persistence if not intelligence) Me Chasey Lane (who shaped my misshapen youth) Myself Frank Oz & Jim Henson (god bless their souls) Every last Bruncher that I've had the pleasure to meet and I IP: Logged
Bennyboy Self-Made User	posted September 17, 2001 03:24 PM Say SW, don't you think that Asia Carrera gets enough oral sex, being a porn star, or is there another Asia Carrera? Also, EJ I think that miss (Chasey) Lain gets enough of it too, Which is why I hearby suggest that we remove porn stars from the list of people deserving of oral sex. And let us never even mention Ron Jeremy (oops). ------------------ If you plan to shoplift please tell us Thanks -Kevin Smith, via a sign in Clerks IP: Logged
Michelle Marie Self-Made User	posted September 17, 2001 04:19 PM We must not forget... Lore's Mom ------------------ Torgo wobbles, but he won't fall down! IP: Logged
Sandrylene Self-Made User	posted September 17, 2001 04:42 PM seconds gustav mahler and philip glass emphatically adds john adams, bela bartok and steve reich john adams is the man. i'd add berio, but berio is death. believe me. also i submit my professor, dr. davis, who introduced us to these wonderful modern people. but you don't know or care who he is. IP: Logged
Kyree Self-Made User	posted September 17, 2001 05:24 PM Emphatically does not add Vincent Persichetti. My poor brain. IP: Logged
Miyu Self-Made User	posted September 17, 2001 06:20 PM adding: Franka Potente Thora Birch Darren Aronofsky Sean Gullete Thom Yorke Peter Andersson Nivek Ogre cEvin Key Rudy R. Genndy Tartakovsky (i think i spelled that right) Watsuki Nobuhiro Narumi Kakinouchi Yoshitaka Amano Mike Myers Jon Stewart Euphrates Akasha And, were it physically possible... Raistlin Majere (given by Dalamar X3) edited to second Ridley Scott and third Phillip Glass. W00t, Legend* and Satyagraha!* ------------------ "Roses blooming at the Ends of the World, to me!" [This message has been edited by Miyu (edited September 17, 2001).] IP: Logged
Nevah Altavaris Entitar Self-Made User	posted September 17, 2001 07:15 PM Robert Ripley Weird Al Yancovic Tim Burton Kevin Smith(again) Robert Heinlein Stephen King Dante That guy... who plays that guy... on that show... IP: Logged
DarKrow Self-Made User	posted September 17, 2001 07:53 PM My 8th Grade American History Teacher - Mr. Mulherin Richard O'Brian The Inventor Of Chocolate Milk DEVO IP: Logged
DaveInACar Self-Made User	posted September 17, 2001 08:38 PM volunteers for Franka Potente, but only when she has the red hair IP: Logged
Bennyboy Self-Made User	posted September 17, 2001 08:47 PM Umm, Michelle Marie, if Lore does read this forum occasionally I bet he wishes he didn't read yours. There's a nasty mental image... Now as for Miyu's comment. Wasn't Dalamar a dude? I never thought of Raistlin as gay. Did you perhaps mean Crysania? Nah, she's too holy N stuff. He was a damned cool magician though. And anyone who coughs up that much blood has gotta be cool. ------------------ If you plan to shoplift please tell us Thanks -Kevin Smith, via a sign in Clerks IP: Logged
Miyu Self-Made User	posted September 17, 2001 09:42 PM Yes, Dalamar's a guy. I'm into yaoi, sorry ^_^; IP: Logged
xenopi Self-Made User	posted September 18, 2001 08:22 AM Michael Stipe Michael Moore Tim Roth Tim Curry Shane MacGowan Shane, Come Back! IP: Logged
Crestfallen Sloth Self-Made User	posted September 18, 2001 09:26 AM Souxsie Edward Norton The Entire Cast of Monty Python Vladimir Rachmaninoff Milan Kundera Kevin Smith (Re-Re-Revisited) Roman Dirge (for Miyu) En Esch Terry Pratchett Tori Amos ...more to come (no pun intended) IP: Logged
Miyu Self-Made User	posted September 18, 2001 01:20 PM Roman Dirge Roman Dirge Roman Dirge wheehoo! IP: Logged
Bennyboy Self-Made User	posted September 18, 2001 05:38 PM Me damnit!! Heehee, couldn't resist. On with our regularly scheduled broadcasting. ------------------ If you plan to shoplift please tell us Thanks -Kevin Smith, via a sign in Clerks IP: Logged
Michelle Marie Self-Made User	posted September 18, 2001 06:54 PM Well, if not oral sex, then Lore's mother definitely deserves something else that's nice. I meant well. ^^;; ------------------ Torgo wobbles, but he won't fall down! [This message has been edited by Michelle Marie (edited September 18, 2001).] IP: Logged
Treasure Self-Made User	posted September 20, 2001 10:47 AM Another vote for Lore as most deserving! And if Bjork's not available, I'll do the honours. Eric Clapton (in his Tears In Heaven stage) Michael Stipe (again) errrrrm, oh I don't know. And ... ME! IP: Logged
jasey Scrappy Doo	posted September 20, 2001 12:28 PM me, my SO and tim curry definately - he's soooo kinky maybe not all together . . . though on the other hand and i do apologise for spelling alyson wrong - it's just it's not normally her name i'm looking at. ------------------ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not the sport for you. IP: Logged
the1youwannaknow Self-Made User	posted September 20, 2001 04:07 PM Fred Norris Kevin Smith & Jason Mewes(gotta love that potty mouth) Maynard James Keenan whoever invented the snooze function for alarm clocks me! the guy who let me cut in front of him when I was running late yesterday Vin Diesel Godsmack Jon Davis Santa Claus Jimi Hendrix [This message has been edited by the1youwannaknow (edited September 21, 2001).] IP: Logged
sourwookie Self-Made User	posted September 20, 2001 08:05 PM Eric Clapton in his "Tears in Heaven" stage???????? That's funny, the first time I heard any of that album the first thing I thought was "Christ, Clapton can blow me!" Sorry, Clapton post '70's just doesn't deserve any nut-licking, and yes, I've had a number of people close to me die, and it's sad and all but--Tears in Heaven? Are you sure about that? ------------------ You Godless couch-fuck. If Jesus heard you talking like that he'd shit his pants. Is that what you want? A shitting Jesus? IP: Logged
Bennyboy Self-Made User	posted September 20, 2001 08:13 PM Yeah, Vin Disel did rock. Loved that movie. Joe Dirt:"Van Halen NOT Van Hagar!" Robb Flynn and the rest of Machine Head BTW is their new album out yet? ------------------ They're the Care Bears of the music world. -Random cartoon character on some show I saw today's (9-20/01) take on boy bands. IP: Logged
annenayne Self-Made User	posted September 20, 2001 11:35 PM Someone mentioned in this thread has the same name as my brother. Ew. EW EW EW. IP: Logged
Treasure Self-Made User	posted September 21, 2001 03:54 AM OK for talent purposes, Clapton, much, much earlier. But for looking like, well, I can't describe, has to be the chin length hair & little glasses Tears In Heaven phase. Sorry. I just don't get turned on by the white afro look he had when he was at his most creative (and illicitly inspired) IP: Logged

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