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Amsterdarn
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posted July 02, 2001 11:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Amsterdarn   Click Here to Email Amsterdarn     Edit/Delete Message
Disclaimer: This was written between 1:30 and 2:00 am, so be prepared. Also, I realise that this is more along the lines of "rampant promiscuity Bears" than "polygamy Bears", but OH WELL.


Dashing and daring, though little they're wearing,
Unfaithful but friendly, with bed room to spare,
All through the forest, they sing out in chorus,
Marching along as this song fills the air:

Polygamy Bears! Boinking him or her most anywhere,
High adventure with a kinky flair!
They are polygamy bears!

Partners are mysteries, for most of their history,
Because of their potent type of gummie berry juice,
Their numbers are growing, for many they're blowing,
They like to bite, everybody they dooooooooo!

Polygamy Bears! Boinking him or her most anywhere,
High adventure with a kinky flair!
They are Polygamy Bears!
They are Polygamy Bears!

Whee!

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Purple Smurf
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posted July 03, 2001 12:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Purple Smurf   Click Here to Email Purple Smurf     Edit/Delete Message
Go to bed.

No, NOW.

- PS

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Y2Karen
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posted July 03, 2001 01:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Y2Karen   Click Here to Email Y2Karen     Edit/Delete Message
And you would sing it to the tune of ...?

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Stranger than Fishing
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posted July 03, 2001 01:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stranger than Fishing   Click Here to Email Stranger than Fishing     Edit/Delete Message
GUMMY BEARS!

yay!

excuse me, I need my GummiBerry juice.

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Ilexia
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posted July 03, 2001 06:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ilexia   Click Here to Email Ilexia     Edit/Delete Message
Mmmmm, senseless singing, always fun, but maybe you ought to get some sleep... Your brain sounds like it could use some rest.

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Acsumama
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posted July 03, 2001 08:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Acsumama   Click Here to Email Acsumama     Edit/Delete Message
Wow, last night was quite a night for the youngest Birdsall -- the Polygamy Bears song, and Fnordia coining the word "Amsterbate."

Now I've got that song stuck in my head. Arg. And I didn't even watch the show. But I somehow know the theme song.

As I said many times to many people last night, you are a weird little boy.

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Ogre
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posted July 03, 2001 11:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ogre   Click Here to Email Ogre     Edit/Delete Message
mastercation

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