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Djelibeybi
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posted May 11, 2001 04:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Djelibeybi   Click Here to Email Djelibeybi     Edit/Delete Message
** Marching Band Noises **

Coke! Coke! Coke! Coke!
Coke! Coke! Coke! Coke!

** End Marching Band Noises **

Hmmm... coke. Coke is the ambrosia of Pete. Coke gives Life. Coke is glory. Coke is It.

Pepsi is the seventh level of Hell in comparison. Pepsi isn't worthy of cleaning a Coke spill. Pepsi is just not.

(Edited 'cos I was at the top of page, so I thought I'd give my argument more oomph.)

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cheezdanish
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posted May 11, 2001 05:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cheezdanish   Click Here to Email cheezdanish     Edit/Delete Message
*A large plane skywrites the following over this whole thread:

Pepsi! Pepsi! Pepsi! I'm drinking one right now!

Seriously. Coke is nasty. It's made with lemon juice. Not just any old lemon juice, but lemon juice concentrate.

Ick. If I wanna go suck a lemon, that's my perogative, but don't slip it to me in my soda, 'kay?

But if I ain't in a cola mood, then my next choice is Surge. Ahhh, Surge. Better than Mountain Dew with twice the caffinated goodness. Yum.

edited to add: Don't give me any crap about the Pepsi commercials, either. I for one happen to think that that little girl is cute. I also like JarJar Binks in Episode one. So there.

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Y2Karen
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posted May 11, 2001 06:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Y2Karen   Click Here to Email Y2Karen     Edit/Delete Message
Dr Pepper

you make the world taste better

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Sandrylene
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posted May 11, 2001 06:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sandrylene   Click Here to Email Sandrylene     Edit/Delete Message
jarjar is cute????

*sandry is incredulous, and also vaguely nauseous*

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cheezdanish
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posted May 11, 2001 06:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cheezdanish   Click Here to Email cheezdanish     Edit/Delete Message
Ah ah ah! You're breaking the "No Crap" rule.

Besides, I didn't SAY he was cute. I just said I liked him.

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sanders
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posted May 11, 2001 07:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sanders     Edit/Delete Message
coke is really good for mixing, especially with brandy. but pepsi and *any* form of alcohol? deliver us from evil.

in fact in general, coke is... well not quite it but its better than pepsi. and i find it astonishing that people can't tell the difference. join our pop culture world children. its bliss!

p.s im thinking the gorilla. big time.

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I_like_cheese
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posted May 11, 2001 07:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for I_like_cheese   Click Here to Email I_like_cheese     Edit/Delete Message
*Madly cheers Y2Karen*

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TheMadDefenestrator
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posted May 11, 2001 09:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TheMadDefenestrator   Click Here to Email TheMadDefenestrator     Edit/Delete Message
coke and rum (not Pepsi if you value your eternal soul)

tonic water and a twist of lime, and gin

club soda with a twist of lime, and gin

7-up, with fruit juice added, and vodka

citra (you don't need anything to mix with citra, its heroin in a 20 oz. bottle)


edited to add that a jaguar could totally kick some pansy primate's ass
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Y2Karen
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posted May 11, 2001 10:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Y2Karen   Click Here to Email Y2Karen     Edit/Delete Message
Why has no one extolled the sweet virtue of Jack and Coke? Mmm. No Gentleman's Jack either. That junk tastes like rancid canteloupe.

cheese: Again, you rock my world.

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TheMadDefenestrator
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posted May 12, 2001 01:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TheMadDefenestrator   Click Here to Email TheMadDefenestrator     Edit/Delete Message
OH MY GOD!

I just tried the red Mountain Dew

It rocked my worldview, it kicked my ass, it made me cream my shorts.

In short, it is nothing less than the preferred beverage of deities.

Of course this is just my humble opinion, if you don't agree, I'm sure all the demons of the netherworlds will have fun playing cat's cradle with your entrails.

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Treasure
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posted May 12, 2001 04:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Treasure   Click Here to Email Treasure     Edit/Delete Message
Pepsi Max is sugar free Pepsi (as opposed to Diet which still has some sugar in) with extra caffiene.

Dr Pepper is fantastic, and Red Bull ROCKS

For the uninitiated it's got the caffiene of 3 cans of Wax Tadpole in a 250ml can, the sugar of a box of peeps & tastes like cough medicine. Put it in vodka & you get hammered quickly. Drink more than 3 cans in a day & you get the shakes when you come down. Lovely Stuff.

Edited cause I'm crap at HTML
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GuardianLion
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posted May 12, 2001 09:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GuardianLion   Click Here to Email GuardianLion     Edit/Delete Message
Sundrop!

Failing that, Coke, not out of a can, please. Whatever happened to putting soda in bottles so it tastes good? I now buy Coke in 8 oz. bottles and it's so much nicer than the canned stuff.

CAN DOES NOT TASTE GOOD.

I tried Ale-8-1. It was interesting, but not my thing.

I like Red Bull. It doesn't try to taste like anything else. Same goes for Blue Ox. I've tried, I think, every 8oz can of caffinated happiness. There's a goodish amount of caffiene in there. But, the best way to get really wired for me is Water Joe.
("mm, water." *sipsipsipsipsip over hours* "Hey, I'm vibrating so fast I can pass through walls. Those old Flash comics were 100% Pure Science!")

[Edited after noticing page two of this. Shoot me, it's morning, and I haven't had any caffiene of any sort. Yes, 11am is morning. WHAT?]

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I_like_cheese
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posted May 12, 2001 09:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for I_like_cheese   Click Here to Email I_like_cheese     Edit/Delete Message
Ah, yes, Red Bull. Great stuff.

In the Energy Drink department, though, I recommend Hansen's; ALMOST all the kick of Red Bull (good enough for me) and it's the only Energy Drink I've tried (and I think I've tried them all) that doesn't taste like shite.

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Owlet
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posted May 12, 2001 11:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Owlet   Click Here to Email Owlet     Edit/Delete Message
In our continuing quest to become each other:

Wahoo Jack and coke!!

I'm also a big fan of Jack and ginger.

But what is this wax tadpole, and why should I bite it?

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Y2Karen
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posted May 12, 2001 12:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Y2Karen   Click Here to Email Y2Karen     Edit/Delete Message
Oh my, Owlet. I'm going to have to investigate whether my mother gave someone up for adoption before my sister and I came along.

Surely you've heard that the Chinese translation of Coca-Cola is "Bite the wax tadpole." It's even the name of an L7 song. Bite the wax, bite the wax tadpole ... (Oh, and the record label they started up a couple of years ago is Wax Tadpole Records.)

--Ow2K

{edited for more L7 trivia}

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Cheatara
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posted May 12, 2001 03:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cheatara   Click Here to Email Cheatara     Edit/Delete Message
quote:
Acsu, I don't know if you're squeezing cranberries or buying Ocean Spray...
...but commercial cranberry juice has WAY more sugar than a comparable quantity of cola does.

I drink 100% juice traditional cranberry juice cocktail. Which is still very tart and tangy, and has no sugar added, it is sweetened with other fruit juices. It is yummy yummy yummy, I am seriously addicted to cranberry juice. The last time we went to the store they had no 100% juice traditional cranberry, so I got cranberry peach, my goodness that stuff is nasty, pet is convinced that it smells like cat piss, and actually heaved when he smelled it the first time. Ick Ick Ick...

Ale-81, the dorm superviser at great lakes chrisitian college was obsessed with that stuff, whenever anyone went to kentucky they had to bring some back to her. I've never tried it.

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Clickie
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posted May 12, 2001 06:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Clickie   Click Here to Email Clickie     Edit/Delete Message
I think someone pointed out a link to the snopes article about that before. I've always been very impressed by Coke's official Chinese translation: "to allow the mouth to be able to rejoice" or something like that. That's pretty good, in my opinion. But if you want, you can continue with the wax tadpole thing.

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annenayne
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posted May 12, 2001 06:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for annenayne   Click Here to Email annenayne     Edit/Delete Message
Red Bull is my friend. My very, very good friend. I would like to buy Red Bull a drink. Here, Red Bull, have a bit of Absolut. There. Absolut Bull! Swweeeeet.

I don't drink Coke. When I was in college, they mailed me an empty "new design" bottle with two "letters" on glossy paper stuck in a plastic envelope in a glossy cardboard box wrapped in plastic. I don't even think there was a coupon in here, just "Hey, college student! Look at the new bottle! Look how we packaged the packaging for a product we didn't send you! Don't you want a nice Coke now?"

For two years after that I consciously boycotted all Coca Cola products.

For the record, I think Pepsi tastes better, but I would frankly prefer to avoid cola altogether. The only thing I want it in is a Colorado Bulldog (goooood driiiiink).

Do they call that Pepsi "Max" thing different things in different places? I've only ever seen Pepsi "One" out here.

And I can't find caffeinated water out here anywhere anymore. I really liked that stuff.

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Acsumama
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posted May 12, 2001 07:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Acsumama   Click Here to Email Acsumama     Edit/Delete Message
The "one" in Pepsi One means one calorie. So in places that measure energy in joules instead of calories, the name "Pepsi One" would make no sense. So they call it "Pepsi Max" instead.

I think. I tend to blame the metric system for everything.

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Y2Karen
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posted May 12, 2001 07:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Y2Karen   Click Here to Email Y2Karen     Edit/Delete Message
Clickie, thanks for that bit of Cokelore! I always wondered about the specifics of that journey into translation.

Oh, and annenayne, love the Coke propaganda story.

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RedTwo
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posted May 13, 2001 12:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RedTwo   Click Here to Email RedTwo     Edit/Delete Message
Coke OR Pepsi?

Coke.

anything diet OR a nice hot mug of lard?

The lard, please.

believe in celery-flavored drink OR believe in red Mt. Dew?

Red Mountain Dew. They make Red Squirt, don't they?

Just give up and post this nonsense OR continue to rewrite in a totally futile attempt to be funnier than the Lion?

You shut up. smart-mouth Regis.

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Cheatara
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posted May 13, 2001 02:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cheatara   Click Here to Email Cheatara     Edit/Delete Message
On the way home friday we bought some of that red mountain dew (Code Red) stuff, cause it was cheap. We both found it to be gross.

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tv's Spatch
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posted May 13, 2001 02:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tv's Spatch   Click Here to Email tv's Spatch     Edit/Delete Message
Coffee made with Water Joe (or Krank2O or what have you.)

Yer welcome.

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GuardianLion
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posted May 13, 2001 06:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GuardianLion   Click Here to Email GuardianLion     Edit/Delete Message
Tried Hansen's. Too syrupysweet with corn syrup and chemicals. Tastes like someone took the Surge idea a couple of steps further. Red Bull is all sucrose and glucose. No corn syrup. It still tastes weird, but I can deal with that.

Sobe Adrenaline is ok too. I think my favorite of the lot is probably Blue Ox, with Red Bull/Adrenaline second.

At least I can get this stuff in Chicago. Sundrop is bottled in a western Chicago suburb, yet I have imported 100% of the Sundrop I have had in six months from across the WI border. Naughty non-Sundrop-providing stores!

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OpticBoom
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posted May 14, 2001 06:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for OpticBoom   Click Here to Email OpticBoom     Edit/Delete Message
Redbull&Vodka kicks my sweet ass across the dancefloor baby! BOO-YAH! and there's not much makes 'da Boom go Boo-YAH!

I have to tell you, I was dopwing Jagermeister, schnapps, and tequilla all afternoon, but ONE Redbull&Vodka had me BLASTED STUPID. It was the most drunk I've ever been, and the most fun I ever had dancing with a post. ...damn thing kept falling down, but I caught it every time and dragged it back up to straight!

-BOOM

P.S. BOO-YAH!

P.S. You can have a Redbull& Vodka, or you can get a horse to kick you in the forhead, the effect is identical.

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Bombadil
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posted May 14, 2001 06:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bombadil   Click Here to Email Bombadil     Edit/Delete Message
Caffeine is overrated.

Why would I drink anything just because it is the enemy of sleep? I like sleep. Sleep is my friend. The enemy of my friend is my enemy. Or something.

Then again, I can drink 4 cups of coffee, walk over to the couch and sleep. I tend to spin like a dissed author in his grave while doing so, but I do sleep.

But yeah. Caffeine addiction is, to me, pretty silly.

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Acsumama
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posted May 14, 2001 09:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Acsumama   Click Here to Email Acsumama     Edit/Delete Message
quote:
I tend to spin like a dissed author in his grave while doing so, but I do sleep.

ha^12

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Algeh
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posted May 14, 2001 11:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Algeh     Edit/Delete Message
I just wanted to vouch for the existance of Cel-Ray soda. It's a Dr. Brown's soda, which, judging from where I seem to remember buying it, seems to be a kosher brand of soda targeted at Jewish deli-type places. I remember getting it mostly at kosher delis/bagel shops and at the little restaurant at the JCC. I think they also sell it at the local grocery store that sells kosher things. Note that all my information is about 3 years old, so I have no idea if this soda still exists.

I tend not to drink soda, but my favorite by far is Orangina. It rocks from here to next week and back without breaking a sweat. My other favorite sodas are all combinations I came up with at some point or other. One of my favorites is to mix Sprite and Pink Lemonade. It's pink! It's fizzy! It causes others at your table to wonder where you got it! What could be better? One other thing I believe in is mixed Surge and Orange Juice. It tastes nasty, it makes your stomach feel odd, but after a glass or two you're most certainly awake. Some points in the school year, this is all one could want out of a beverage.

Oh, I'm also fond of Ginger Beer. My favorite teacher in high school used to drink it while she lectured. Tended to catch the attention of new students, since the bottle looks as though it would contain normal beer. Trader Joe's even attempted to card me while buying it a few times. That's always fun.

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Y2Karen
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posted May 15, 2001 12:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Y2Karen   Click Here to Email Y2Karen     Edit/Delete Message
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I tend not to drink soda, but my favorite by far is Orangina. It rocks from here to next week and back without breaking a sweat.

Well said! I love that stuff, too. Mainly because somewhere between the ages of 20 and 24, Squirt became too strong for me. But Orangina ... mmm ... unchemically refreshing! (I wanted to add that I recently tried Manzana Mia, an apple-flavored Coca-Cola product that I will henceforth stay away from. Tastes like fizzy apple juice and is nowhere near Blue Sky in the fruity soda market. Mmm, Blue Sky.)

Ginger beer can be very good or very bad, and I'm hardly ever in the mood to find out which it'll be. :[

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Stranger than Fishing
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posted May 15, 2001 01:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stranger than Fishing   Click Here to Email Stranger than Fishing     Edit/Delete Message
Orangina sucks more than a leech in a whore house..

You want to try Fanta. Liquid Ambrosia. The combination of pure orange juice, artificial flavourings and added colours and preservatives make it a winning combination.

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capnhack
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posted May 15, 2001 01:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for capnhack   Click Here to Email capnhack     Edit/Delete Message
Who would ahve guessed that my first post in months would be a contribution to an argument?
Here goes:
Fanta
Pepsi
7-Up
Red Bull
Lilt

I wonder, though, whether this is valid because all those drikns taste different depending on which country you buy them from..

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Jesse Dangerously
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posted May 15, 2001 06:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jesse Dangerously   Click Here to Email Jesse Dangerously     Edit/Delete Message
Uh wait... it's not true that Diet Pepsi still has some sugar in. I believe that Max may have some sugar in, but DEFINITELY not Diet.

Jaherrrrdmeh?

(ps we speak in calories in Canada and we have Pepsi Max)

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Hallam
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posted May 15, 2001 06:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hallam   Click Here to Email Hallam     Edit/Delete Message
I don't drink much in the way of fizzy these days. If it's non alcoholic and cold, it'll be water or grapefruit juice. If hot, it'll be tea or coffee.

If I do go for fizz it'll be:
Orangina (if I can get it)
Diet Coke
7-Up or Sprite (don't really care which)
Dr Pepper

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SpcChick
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posted May 15, 2001 06:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SpcChick     Edit/Delete Message
Hi, my name is Space, and I'm a caffiene addict.

I love sleep, also. Unfortunately, my body loves it a bit too much, and attempts to sleep while I am preforming important activities like working, studying, and explaining just *how* I ended up with that dead body in my trunk, officer. Night owls do not do well on a morning lark routine without caffiene.

But, caffiene's expensive, and I'm broke, so I'm cutting down now.

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Cheatara
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posted May 15, 2001 07:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cheatara   Click Here to Email Cheatara     Edit/Delete Message
Expresso Royale sells Orangina, but I'm afraid to try it. I'm allergic to oranges, really allergic, anaphylactic reactions, not fun. BUT, I can drink orange pop, and stuff, not sure why, it says on the label they contain orange juice, but they don't even make my tongue itch...

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Owlet
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posted May 15, 2001 07:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Owlet   Click Here to Email Owlet     Edit/Delete Message
Even better than Orangina is:

LIMONATA

Lemon. Fizz. Sour. Tiny cute bottles. Brought to you by the same Italians who make Aranciata!

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Earl Junior
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posted May 15, 2001 07:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Earl Junior   Click Here to Email Earl Junior     Edit/Delete Message
Red Bull tastes good?

Are you all on crank? That shit is nasty! Bad! Icky! Ugly!

I tried it once. And I'm still trying to scrub the taste off my tongue.

Want to get an idea of what it tastes like, without having to buy any? Ok. Get some Pepto Bismal, crush up some Tart 'n' Tiny candy, crush up some of the generic brand Tums, add the sweat from a horny toad mix well and drink. Yum!

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Clickie
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posted May 15, 2001 11:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Clickie   Click Here to Email Clickie     Edit/Delete Message
Cheat: don't drink the Orangina. If you're that allergic to oranges, don't drink Orangina. It's pretty much actual orange juice mixed with soda water. Orange pop has almost no actual oranges in it. If you're allergic to orange juice, don't drink Orangina.

But Orangina is good stuff (in my opinion)...it's not nearly as sweet as most soft drinks, which is a very good thing. Limonata is good, but is far too sweet.

In the end, the best fizzy drink is Calistoga flavored sparkling water. Not the kind with juice in it, but the kind that is clear fizzy water with some sort of natural flavoring that makes it taste like water with the essence of cherry, or lime, or lemon. It's the only beverage I've had in which you can actually taste a significant difference between the lime-flavored one and the lemon-flavored one. It just tastes most like actual fruit, and is non-caloric, to boot.

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posted May 15, 2001 11:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RedTwo   Click Here to Email RedTwo     Edit/Delete Message
Absolute, no arguments, Best thing about Western Washington:

Odwalla.

"This juice is food."


Edited to add a link. They make "milk" now, too!
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Cheatara
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posted May 15, 2001 11:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cheatara   Click Here to Email Cheatara     Edit/Delete Message
Well based on Clickie's advice, I will NOT try Orangina, sounds like it would be dangerous.

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