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Medieval Cow
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posted April 26, 2001 08:20 PM
  
Well I'm floored. I thought I had heard every masturbation euphemism there is (Every Masturbation Euphemism There Is being my favorite Rick James album). And then my roommate hits me with this.I'm floored. My entire world has been turned upside-down. Pete, nothing makes sense anymore.... ------------------
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Bennyboy
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posted April 26, 2001 09:10 PM
Oh come now. Even the venerable "roughing up the suspect?"
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Hey Alanis, define irony. Ok ok, now define bad luck!
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Rabi'a
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posted April 26, 2001 09:27 PM
i was once told that "turning japanese" was a euphemism for masturbation (re: the song "turning japanese"). anyone know if that's true?
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I_like_cheese
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posted April 26, 2001 09:35 PM
Rabi'a, that is correct. I'm trying to popularize the term "bashing the balrog" but no one else seems to like it.IP: Logged |
sourwookie
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posted April 26, 2001 09:45 PM
"Turning Japanese"-The Vapors
"Whip It"-Devo
"Slippery Fingers"-Grin
"Rosie"-Jackson Browne
"Rocks Off" "Going Home"-The Rolling Stones
"Pump it Up" "The Beat"-Elvis Costello
"Pictures Of Lily"-The Who
"Only the Lonely"-Roy Orbison
"Love or Confusion" "Fiddle About"-The Who
"Jamaica Jerk Off"-Elton John
"In My Room"-The Beach Boys
"Dancing With Myself"-Billy Idol
"Captain Jack"-Billy Joel
"Buttered Popcorn"-The Supremes
"Blinded By The Light"-Bruce Springsteen
"Dream"-Everly Brothers
"She-Bop"-Cyndi Lauper
"Blister In The Sun"-Violent FemmesIt's good to have a hobby!  Perhaps I should make a compilation. Edited with one hand. ------------------
It isn't my job to know what makes you all tick. It's my job to disapprove of you all.--Hallam [This message has been edited by sourwookie (edited April 26, 2001).] IP: Logged |
annenayne
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posted April 26, 2001 11:48 PM
No, wait - "turning japanese" was more about the facial expressions that one makes when reaching orgasm, whether masturbating or not.I don't think that link gets the answer completely right. IP: Logged |
sourwookie
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posted April 28, 2001 09:07 PM
Every time I see this thread title I think"...tuppence a bag." ------------------
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Treasure
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posted April 29, 2001 06:31 AM
Sourwookie, you missed my favourite...
I Touch Myself - The Divynals.Classic track! Oh and Babyface - U2
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Form an orderly queue folks
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Maimy
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posted April 30, 2001 08:29 AM
Courtesy of the Lounge at BUST ... Euphemisms for female masturbation:Personal maintenance
Self portions
Stress relief
Tickle the bean
Saying Hello Kitty and my absolute favorite: Jilling off. ------------------
Covering David's wang is blasphemy.
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Anti Em
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posted April 30, 2001 08:48 AM
I'll never forget the day I went shopping with my 74-yr old mother and a couple of girlfriends. After a few hours oohing and ahing over all the cool antique shops in Ventura, we stopped at a little courtyard cafe for tea, and for whatever reason, my mother asked (as the young, pierced and tattooed waiter approached our table with our orders), what "spanking the pony" meant. The poor waiter about choked trying to stifle his guffaws, and everyone within earshot went into fits of giggles. That's my ma, god love her. -------------
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Maimy
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posted April 30, 2001 09:21 AM
LOL, my mom and dad and I went to see Lily Tomlin last year, and at some point she made a joke in which the word "c*nt" held a strategic position. Mom didn't hear what Lily said, and I had to repeat it for her. She asked me what it meant - not having heard me correctly when I had to whisper the word into her ear. Unfortunately, it wasn't exactly a good time to get into etymology, and I wasn't in any fit state to be blunt about it with her. The moment was lost, but lives on in my nightmares ...I love moms. IP: Logged |
Clickie
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posted April 30, 2001 09:35 AM
Okay, I know that "Blister in the Sun" is supposed to refer to masturbation, but every time I hear the song, I try to fit the lyrics into that meaning and completely fail. Anyone want to give me some help here? IP: Logged |
sourwookie
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posted April 30, 2001 10:54 AM
"body beats, I stain my sheets"I really seem to know a little too much about this.... IP: Logged |
Sandrylene
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posted April 30, 2001 10:56 AM
well, there's the "i stain my sheets" thing, which is pretty obvious...
i don't think every bit of the song is masturbation oriented, but i think chorus is, somewhat, too. "big hands, i know you're the one"?IP: Logged |
Clickie
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posted April 30, 2001 02:51 PM
Yeah, there are parts that make sense, but then the rest of it just seems so random.IP: Logged |
sourwookie
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posted April 30, 2001 07:41 PM
Just remembered more..."Barrel of a Gun"-Guster
"Cool Jerk"-The Capitols
"Don't Treat Me Bad"-Micheal Hurley
"Imaginary Lover"-The Atlanta Rythmn Section
"Rattlesnake Shake"-Fleetwood Mac
"Shake A Hand"-Faye Adams
"Pack The Pipe"-The Pharcyde
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USA Dave
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posted April 30, 2001 09:27 PM
When my cousin was in elementary school she was in some talent competition where she danced and lip-synced to "Blister In the Sun." Everyone, including my cousin was completely oblivious to the meaning of the song. It's on video somewhere.IP: Logged |
Acsumama
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posted April 30, 2001 09:34 PM
Huh. I had been wondering what "Blister In The Sun" was about. But it fits perfectly with the kind of guy Gano is.One time the radio in Australia did a half-hour segment where people called in to give new euphemisms for masturbation. The only one I remember was "touring Tasmania." ------------------
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Jesse Dangerously
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posted April 30, 2001 10:46 PM
You're just being silly, swook... Pack The Pipe is clearly a weed anthem, down to every last lyric. One of the all time great bass loops, though. Why do weed anthems always have great bass loops?Anyway. Hands-On Experience by High & Mighty (featuring Kool Keith and some other people) is all about... that. There's a lot of guitar rock that's all about wanking, but in a slightly different sense. IP: Logged |
sourwookie
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posted May 01, 2001 08:14 AM
Jesse--You're right. I had the wrong song. I was thinking "On the DL" off of the same album (2nd verse)."I let the hand I work the mic with take control." ------------------
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