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Bombadil
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posted April 26, 2001 07:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bombadil   Click Here to Email Bombadil     Edit/Delete Message
...can in the wall.

So I've noticed the tendency of computer professionals to beging to stack soda cans on somewhere on their desks. I recycled Monday, so my wall is down to four bitten wax tadpoles. Prior to Monday it was 8 Cokes and 4 Dr. Peppers. (True Fact: the home of Dr. Pepper is Waco, Texas. They even have a museum. Dr. Pepper is HUGE in Texas.)

So what's your wall made of? How big is it?

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RedTwo
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posted April 26, 2001 08:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RedTwo   Click Here to Email RedTwo     Edit/Delete Message
The coolest thing about Mr. Bombadil is his regular habit of referring to the cola from Atlanta by it's chinese mistranslation. I love that.

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Five Tons of Flax
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posted April 26, 2001 08:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Five Tons of Flax   Click Here to Email Five Tons of Flax     Edit/Delete Message
Canwalls were a popular decoration at my university, because there were absolutely useless frosted windows next to the doors which were about a foot and a half wide and went all the way from floor to ceiling.

I've never been much for saving empty cans. They go to the recycle or trash right when I'm done.

And yes, Dr. Pepper is HUGE in Texas. May or may not be bigger than Coke, but a "coke" is still the proper term for a non-alcoholic carbonated beverage.

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ThePet
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posted April 26, 2001 08:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ThePet   Click Here to Email ThePet     Edit/Delete Message
That'd be so weird...

"Hey you want a coke?"

"Sure."

"What kind? We got Dr. Pepper, Sprite, Root Beer, Pepsi..."

Weird weird weird... even more weird than calling pop soda.

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Knifey-Spooney
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posted April 26, 2001 09:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Knifey-Spooney   Click Here to Email Knifey-Spooney     Edit/Delete Message
Now wait just a minute. Pop is soda. But Coke is a brand, not a term which means soda. So there. My way is the right way.

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Insane Hungry Joe
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posted April 26, 2001 09:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Insane Hungry Joe   Click Here to Email Insane Hungry Joe     Edit/Delete Message
I got into this arguement last night. SOmeone was going to the store and I shouted out "get some soda" and everyone else, who was from the north, is like "what the hell are you talking about?" I honestly don't know why I said soda instead of coke, which is what I wanted, but I defended my choice of words to the death.

Well, not really to the death, because I'm still alive, but close.

See, the way I see it, soda is every carbonated beverage under the sun. Cola is every brown carbonated beverage. Coke is a substitute for cola, but not soda. If I ask for coke, and someone gives me something bright red, they are wrong. That's soda. I don't know what the hell pop is because it sounds like something my grandfather would say. No I take that back, my grandfather was even too cool to say somet stupid shit like pop. My great aunts probably call it pop.

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Roy G Bivins
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posted April 26, 2001 09:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roy G Bivins   Click Here to Email Roy G Bivins     Edit/Delete Message
I thought I'd left this little war behind after leaving the U of MN and all it's little Wisconsin refugee exchange students.

Pop. That is the correct word. Soda keeps your fridge from stinking. Coke is a brand name. That is all.

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daybreaker
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posted April 26, 2001 10:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for daybreaker   Click Here to Email daybreaker     Edit/Delete Message
All I know is that where I'm from (New Orleans) it works exactly the way ThePet says it would be weird to have. So I guess we're weird.

We even call vending machines 'Coke Machines'... even if theyre full of powerade, bottled water, fruitopia, etc.

Coke is the term for everything. It just makes life easier.

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ThePet
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posted April 26, 2001 10:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ThePet   Click Here to Email ThePet     Edit/Delete Message
soda makes me think of baking soda.
coke makes me think of coca-cola.

*thumbs nose*

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Sandrylene
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posted April 26, 2001 10:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sandrylene   Click Here to Email Sandrylene     Edit/Delete Message
if it's pop, then you're stuck with "A&W Cream Pop"? and back in the old days you were served by "pop jerks"? care for a "club pop"? i think not.

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Skatie
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posted April 26, 2001 11:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Skatie   Click Here to Email Skatie     Edit/Delete Message
Growing up in Michigan the word was "pop". Living in Milwaukee we drink "soda".

Does anybody else have bubblers? Because I think that's an exclusively Wisconsin, perhaps even SE WI, term for water fountains. Y'know, the kind you get a drink from, not the ones you throw pennies into.

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Michigan Troll
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posted April 26, 2001 11:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Michigan Troll   Click Here to Email Michigan Troll     Edit/Delete Message
Based on my stint at the U of MN, I'd say "bubbler" is limited to eastern portions of Wisconsin. please let's not discuss what follows the words "duck" and "duck."

Pop? Soda? What's all this about? I'll just be over here in the corner, sipping my lemon phosphate.

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Toon
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posted April 26, 2001 11:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Toon   Click Here to Email Toon     Edit/Delete Message
My dad tells me that when he was growing up in New Orleans, a "pop" was a frozen sweet on a stick.
They could never figure out what Archie and his friends in the comic books were talking about when they asked for a "soda pop."

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Bombadil
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posted April 26, 2001 11:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bombadil   Click Here to Email Bombadil     Edit/Delete Message
Sheee! Keeeeee-riminy folks, a drink is a drink is a drink. Learn to communicate with the natives, that's what I say. If nothing else they'll think your accent is cute when you use their words.

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Raven
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posted April 26, 2001 11:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Raven   Click Here to Email Raven     Edit/Delete Message
It works the same way here Daybreaker.

Coke is everything carbonated. Then they ask which one. It's a double selection sometimes.

Dr. Pepper is where it's at here. Unless all they have is Mr. Pibb and that's almost as good or so I hear. I don't drink coke. I drink tea, water or Snapple Rain.

Oh and in case you don't know I am in Texas.

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Earl Junior
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posted April 26, 2001 12:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Earl Junior   Click Here to Email Earl Junior     Edit/Delete Message
So-dee pop. Emphasis on the "dee", but even more so on the pop.

Welcome to Wonderland, Alice.

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Medieval Cow
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posted April 26, 2001 12:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Medieval Cow   Click Here to Email Medieval Cow     Edit/Delete Message
*cough*

And by the way, soda is all the carbonated beverages, a pop is a frozen treat on a stick unless you're a hick, Cola is a brown soda, such as Coca-Cola, Pepsi-Cola, or (Generic food store name)-Cola, and Coke is Coca-Cola specifically. Sorry, anything else is just wrong.

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Bombadil
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posted April 26, 2001 12:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bombadil   Click Here to Email Bombadil     Edit/Delete Message
Bite the Medieval Cow

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nebulous menace
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posted April 26, 2001 12:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nebulous menace   Click Here to Email nebulous menace     Edit/Delete Message
Let's argue about the important stuff, people.

Like how Canadians can live with non-caffeinated Mountain Dew.

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ThePet
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posted April 26, 2001 12:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ThePet   Click Here to Email ThePet     Edit/Delete Message
is it really mountain dew without the caffeine?

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Erratic Assassin
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posted April 26, 2001 12:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Erratic Assassin   Click Here to Email Erratic Assassin     Edit/Delete Message
I've got 716 orange juice cans (5.5 fl. oz.) in a triangular pyramid on a desk in my office. The pyramid is now 15 cans high, going on 16.

I need to snap a pic of it and post it somewhere.

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Kailet
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posted April 26, 2001 12:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kailet   Click Here to Email Kailet     Edit/Delete Message
We call 'em fizzy drinks. Not soda, or pop, or Coke (unless referring to the drink itself). Just fizzy drink. Or by the brand name, as in "get me a can of Fanta."

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Killian's Red
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posted April 26, 2001 01:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Killian's Red   Click Here to Email Killian's Red     Edit/Delete Message
Let's look at this from the drunk's point of view:

any brown carbonated beverage is Coke.
You don't order a Rum & Pepsi. If you do, you're an idiot, because no one can taste the difference with sweet, sweet rum added to it. and if you happen to order a rum & diet, than I mix your drink, then turn around and laugh.

any lemon-lime carbonated beverage is Seven-up. Period. Ordering a 7 & Slice is just silly.

all other carbonated beverages are either tonic or soda.

pop is either a frozen treat, or a hard candy with bubble gum or tootsie roll in the middle.

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Medieval Cow
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posted April 26, 2001 01:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Medieval Cow   Click Here to Email Medieval Cow     Edit/Delete Message
Owwww.

Jerk.

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Cheatara
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posted April 26, 2001 01:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cheatara   Click Here to Email Cheatara     Edit/Delete Message
Anything that comes exclusively in a glass bottle is soda, everything else carbonated is pop, or spakling water. Coke is Coke...

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Wraith
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posted April 26, 2001 01:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wraith   Click Here to Email Wraith     Edit/Delete Message
FANTA!!!

alright. Why not just call them carbonated water with LOTS of sugar, and occasionally caffine drinks. It saves the whole pop, soda, cola problem from occurring.

For instance we have two carbonated water with LOTS of sugar, and occasionally caffine drink machines carrying Coca-Cola brand CWWLOSAOC drinks.

-Wraith, amused.

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Hallam
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posted April 26, 2001 02:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hallam   Click Here to Email Hallam     Edit/Delete Message
soffdrinx

and

fizidrinx

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Earl Junior
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posted April 26, 2001 02:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Earl Junior   Click Here to Email Earl Junior     Edit/Delete Message
jinnintonix

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Jesse Dangerously
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posted April 26, 2001 02:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jesse Dangerously   Click Here to Email Jesse Dangerously     Edit/Delete Message
What confused ME in Archie was malted milk. What the heck!? I like Whoppers, but that doesn't sound right.

In Garfield they had Cherry Phosphate. But then in Garfield, a pie was a "splut".

I drink pop. I'm the only person in the world who specifies "cola" instead of a brand name when I'm ordering, though. Having Pepsi coke seems weird. It's like having an Electrolux Hoover, or a Cottonelle Kleenex.

Weird weirdos!

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Anti Em
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posted April 26, 2001 02:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Anti Em     Edit/Delete Message
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Having Pepsi coke seems weird. --Jesse

That's because Pepsi tastes like sugar-infused crap.

BTW, I'm from Texas originally, and although I don't say it myself anymore, it's cool to hear folks refer to any and all SODAs as "cokes." Brings me back a few years, it does!

"Pop" doesn't belong in the discussion at all, IMHO.

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Medieval Cow
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posted April 26, 2001 02:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Medieval Cow   Click Here to Email Medieval Cow     Edit/Delete Message
Pepsi. Rules.

Ya know what? You may eat me.

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Tolen Grath
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posted April 26, 2001 02:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tolen Grath     Edit/Delete Message
There is but one term:

BEVERAGE.

That is all.

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genuine artificial
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posted April 26, 2001 03:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for genuine artificial   Click Here to Email genuine artificial     Edit/Delete Message
I grew up in Cincinnati saying "pop". Then we moved to Vermont, where I got funny looks of incomprehension if I said "pop," and I switched to "soda." Now I say either depending on my mood.

I'm sure this has enlightened you all.

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RedTwo
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posted April 26, 2001 03:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RedTwo   Click Here to Email RedTwo     Edit/Delete Message
People, people, people... Much of this is easily settled.

"pop" for a carbonated drink is a north-US term. I say 'soda' just to mess with people. When I say 'coke' I mean a Coca-Cola.

Hey, MedCow. You & Snopes can keep your bubble-bursting little story. :P Bom, call 'em wax tadpoles all you want.

The truly important issue here is the concept of CAFFIENE-FREE MOUNTAIN DEW?!?!?!?

How could they? If they took the caffiene out of Mt Dew I'd be forced to drink Surge, or, as I call it, Serje (a' la Beverly Hills Cop). And that would be bad. Bright yellow drinks I can handle. Green? unh-uh.

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Roup
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posted April 26, 2001 03:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roup     Edit/Delete Message
Complete aside: Interesting, re: the coke = all carbonated beverages in some parts. I've always taken notice of items that are generally referred to by what is, indeed a brand name: Kleenex, Saran Wrap, Jello, Band-Aid, Tabasco (not as much at least by smart people), Kool Aid, Frisbee, etc. Guess I can add Coke to the mix, at least in some parts.[/aside]

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Michigan Troll
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posted April 26, 2001 03:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Michigan Troll   Click Here to Email Michigan Troll     Edit/Delete Message
Roup> If it's not already there, I think you can add Dumpster to your list, though that one has to be on the brink of genericide.

[Edited because sometimes lists aren't as exclusive as you think they are.]

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TheMadDefenestrator
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posted April 26, 2001 03:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TheMadDefenestrator   Click Here to Email TheMadDefenestrator     Edit/Delete Message
*totally agrees with R2*

decaf Mountain Dew is a stain on the honor of all humanity

right up there with ethnic cleansing, IMHO

I thought Canadians were weird for some reason, someone needs to call the UN in on this one.

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Spritelord
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posted April 26, 2001 04:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Spritelord   Click Here to Email Spritelord     Edit/Delete Message
I've got to agree with redtwo...take the caffiene out of Dew, and you may as well just start drinking Purge.
As for the wall...well, one of my roommates decided to come downstairs and clean (her perogative...I'm not gonna complain too much) so all the Dew cans her fiance (my other roommate) and I have built up are gone. But, as we go through 36 to 48 cans a week, it shouldn't take long to replace them all.

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Sandrylene
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posted April 26, 2001 04:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sandrylene   Click Here to Email Sandrylene     Edit/Delete Message
1)decaf mountain dew,
2)decaf coffee, and
3)non-alcoholic beer.
all of these make no sense to me.
how about cigarettes without nicotine? that would be the same kind of concept. (no, cloves don't qualify, they're different from cigarettes somehow or other, i think.)

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ThePet
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posted April 26, 2001 05:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ThePet   Click Here to Email ThePet     Edit/Delete Message
Cloves have about twice as much nicotine and tar than a normal cigarette.

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