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Earl Junior
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posted November 30, 2000 09:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Earl Junior   Click Here to Email Earl Junior     Edit/Delete Message
Every highschool yearbook has a place for the departing seniors to place their quotes. Spots to endow underclassmen with bits of much needed wisdom.

A lot of the time people put dumb crap like "Study hard" or "Smoke pot"

Mine was "No matter how much you believe that you are butterfly, your probably aren't."

What was yours?

I sincerely hope some of you "older" Brunchmas can remember that far back (DBB).

Hee-hee

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asd109
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posted November 30, 2000 10:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for asd109   Click Here to Email asd109     Edit/Delete Message
"A Day without laughter is a day wasted"

attributed to Charlie Chaplin I believe. And followed by your typical random mentions of injokes. Amazingly I still know what they all mean 7 years later.

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Kailet
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posted November 30, 2000 10:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kailet   Click Here to Email Kailet     Edit/Delete Message
I'm sorting out the yearbook for my yeargroup (or I was). We had to say 'In 10 years I will be...' and fill in the blank. I couldn't think of anything, and so in 10 years time, I will be doing nothing acording to the yearbook. which is just about what I had planned anyway

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Owlet
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posted November 30, 2000 10:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Owlet   Click Here to Email Owlet     Edit/Delete Message
:P

I am several years older than DBB, thank you, and I can remember perfectly well that we didn't do quotes like that in MY high school.

*mumble mumble whippersnappers*

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Jesse Dangerously
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posted November 30, 2000 10:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jesse Dangerously   Click Here to Email Jesse Dangerously     Edit/Delete Message
I am omitted entirely from my senior yearbook. It broke my fucking heart. I had no-one to write my obituary or whatever you call it, I missed grad photos AND reshoots somehow, they took the photos for my extracurricular groups when I wasn't there and simply didn't include my god damn baby photo.

Whiiii.

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Cheatara
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posted November 30, 2000 10:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cheatara   Click Here to Email Cheatara     Edit/Delete Message
actually, we didn't have one... too mny people put in questionable things in years past, so as an official ruling from our principal, they were banned.

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Element97
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posted November 30, 2000 11:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Element97   Click Here to Email Element97     Edit/Delete Message
Ours also were banned after my sophomore year. One girl who graduated after my freshman year put an excerpt from an Eagles song: "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave." I think that encapsulates well the feeling that high school gave a lot of us.

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pecos
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posted November 30, 2000 12:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pecos   Click Here to Email pecos     Edit/Delete Message
I'll have to find it to remember for sure, but I know I had a "famous literary quote" along with some crpytic messages to friends like Remember the Figgy Netwons!!

Only quote I remember came from those "Good Luck" ads that parents buy in the back of the book. The mom of the class shit-disturber put this quote in her ad: "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun." Very appropriate for our Catholic all-girls school.

We actually had very severe censors motintoring the yearbook quotes. One girl wrote "To all my cool buds" and it was edited out because they though it was a hidden reference to drugs. So the class decided to make their own book. Every senior got a page to say and paste in whatever they wanted, and they had it photocopied and bound for $5 a piece. It was much more memorable than any yearbook.

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Y2Karen
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posted November 30, 2000 02:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Y2Karen   Click Here to Email Y2Karen     Edit/Delete Message
We dorks at the newspaper used to print the end-o-the-year quotes to underclassmen or senior-to-senior (Always remember Cancun, tattoos and beerbongs!) or whatever the popular kids wanted to say. And we always made up cryptic ones (Did Mr. Ricci find it yet? He didn't, did he? It's starting to smell...).

My end-o-the-year quote for general merriment was this: "Improvement makes straight roads, but crooked roads, without improvements, are roads of genius." (William Blake) Hey! I remembered it, and it's even been 6 years!

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Third from Left
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posted November 30, 2000 02:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Third from Left   Click Here to Email Third from Left     Edit/Delete Message
Last month we seniors sent in all our information to the people responsible for the yearbook; just today I turned my order and plunked down the cash.

My piece of advice, which will one day see print: "It's never as bad as it looks."

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genuine artificial
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posted November 30, 2000 03:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for genuine artificial   Click Here to Email genuine artificial     Edit/Delete Message
We had "Senior Squares," where you could put pictures and quotes and whatever you wanted (that the censors would allow, of course) in a 4x5ish square. Mine was done at the absolute last minute, and therefore was just a mediocre picture and a bunch of quotes:

"When the last individual of a race of living things breathes no more, another heaven and another earth must pass away before such a one can be again." --William Beebe

"To generalize is to be an idiot." --William Blake

"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it." --Jack Handey

"Although the world is full of suffering it is full also of the overcoming of it." --Helen Keller

"You don't get harmony when everybody sings the same note." --Doug Floyd

My "In Twenty Years" thing was that my memory will still be tied up with useless trivia.

We also had crazy censors--one friend of mine was wearing a shirt that said SEXY with an arrow pointing upwards, and they whited it out. My friend Annie had to convince them that her In Twenty Years statement about dropping the Fritz B really did refer to a frisbee rather than acid.

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Purple Smurf
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posted November 30, 2000 05:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Purple Smurf   Click Here to Email Purple Smurf     Edit/Delete Message
Wel, I'm obviously not there yet, but we did do quotes for 8th grade leaving middle school. I think mine was something lame like "music is a masterpiece painted on a canvas of silence". I should've put in something funny like I wanted... I hated seeing that quote in there. Remind me to do something funny when senior year roles around...

The quotes were very heavily regulated, as they are at the high school. They wouldn't let us do anything not in English (I guess because they didn't know what it meant) and they wouldn't let my bro do that for his senior quote either. Poo on them...

- PS

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Acsumama
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posted November 30, 2000 05:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Acsumama   Click Here to Email Acsumama     Edit/Delete Message
Mine in high school was all inside jokes. Then the printer screwed up and glue came out between the pages right where mine was (on every copy) so when you opened it the paper ripped and my quotes got pasted to the quotes of the girl on the other side of the center crease. Bah. Also, the photo they used on the cover was of a bunch of lockers with Palmerton HS paraphernalia (sports uniforms, books, etc) hanging on them. After the books had been printed, they realised one of the lockers in the photo had a sticker inside it with Mickey Mouse giving the middle finger. So they had to go through and paste a blue star stickers on every yearbook to cover it up.

We did a yearbook at Weerona (where I lived in Australia). Somebody stole my form and filled it out for me. I got another one and did it, but Duncan conveniently forgot to tell me they used the other one until after they sent it to the printer. Bah. The info the person (I have a suspicion who it was) wrote wasn't as racy as I feared, based on what she changed my voice-mail greeting to say. Mostly it was about my "No Invisible Munchkins" sign on my door and playing the drums. I don't know where she got this playing the drums thing from, unless she caught me air-drumming to songs on the radio one time (I do that a lot, but only when nobody's looking). So I didn't get to inform all of Weerona that my favorite words were "Pleistocene," "Vice-Presidential," and "doubleplusgood."

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tv's Spatch
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posted November 30, 2000 05:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tv's Spatch   Click Here to Email tv's Spatch     Edit/Delete Message
My senior quote was from Calvin & Hobbes, and it went "I'm not in denial. I'm just very selective of the reality I choose to accept."

Then other blurbs, as much as I could fit, including "Free the Blinkies!", "I'm Spartacus" (stemming from a French class in which we managed to drive the TA insane) and something else. I can't remember. Must go find my yearbook.

Or, rather, somebody else's yearbook. I never got mine. I think we swapped for signature writing and never un-swapped. Go fig.

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queen MAB
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posted November 30, 2000 09:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for queen MAB   Click Here to Email queen MAB     Edit/Delete Message
our yearbook was terrible when it came to the "senior write-ups," as they were called. the teacher in charge of yearbook was death on inside jokes, not only because of drug references or whatever, but because it was thought they could be gang-related or something. what a load.

i put as much as i could fit into the little grid they gave us, as did all of my friends, but mine ended up being like "NAHS & Ellipsis were 3 yrs cool, Thx you guys, au revoir (see ya...)" (NAHS = national art honor society, Ellipsis = school literary magazine.) my whole group's write-ups ended up that way because we all had little inside jokes. i don't know what they thought was so illicit. (for instance, the use of the word "YAR!" yar? what the hell?) and our friend vince's write-up was completely omitted.

however...all the people who were in yearbook or were friends of yearbook people had all this stuff in theirs. it was retarded. but the whole damned book was like that. practically all the photos that weren't school portraits were of yearbook staff or friends of the yearbook staff. stupid, stupid, stupid.

actually, our whole yearbook was atrocious...rife with misspellings and things that just made no friggin' sense. one of our favorite things to do at the end of the year was to go through and find all the errors, and laugh our asses off, because they really were that funny.

(edited to say that cowman was on yearbook, but he was powerless against the prep forces of evil, no matter how much we begged for him to set them straight.)

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tv's Spatch
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posted November 30, 2000 10:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tv's Spatch   Click Here to Email tv's Spatch     Edit/Delete Message
Isn't that how yearbook photos usually are? Mostly comprised of those on the staff and their friends?

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dmaryyoung
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posted November 30, 2000 10:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dmaryyoung   Click Here to Email dmaryyoung     Edit/Delete Message
I was on the yearbook... but there aren't that many pictures of me in there. Of course, I was also on the senior prom committee and I didn't go the senior prom. Oh, well.

Okay, I just looked up my yearbook and apparently I put "Self trust if the first secret of success" and "To thine own self be true." I wasn't aware I was so redundant... and I should take my own advice for that matter.


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Miyu
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posted November 30, 2000 11:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Miyu   Click Here to Email Miyu     Edit/Delete Message
I was only mentioned once in my senior yearbook, and never had a picture or even my name printed in any of the others. That's pretty much what I'd intended, though.

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Jesse Dangerously
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posted December 01, 2000 12:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jesse Dangerously   Click Here to Email Jesse Dangerously     Edit/Delete Message
Now, the yearbook I wasn't in did have its share of coded, surruptitious (I spelled that incorrectly) little references to illicit behaviors, but you know what it had even more of? Blatant, uncompromised and direct references to them Stuff like "Remember on the trip when we all tried E and you were all scared and then you totally had sex with this guy! GIRLFRIEND!"

It was weird. As if I didn't feel left out enough.

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USA Dave
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posted December 01, 2000 01:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for USA Dave   Click Here to Email USA Dave     Edit/Delete Message
Remember ttthat shit that showed up in a yearbook and was covered in Time or Life or something (as well as other places)? Al lnig ers...

That's some fucked up crap right there.

As for me, back in the day we didn't have senior quotes.

P.S. I am using this opportunity to speak directly to Sourwookie. I checked out your white supremesict chick ploy and totally dug it. I hope none them guys come after you; you seemed to express some concern that they would. Also, although I am a fan of NASCAR and beer, I am not a racist (not that anyone said I was), and I happen to find the concept to be the lowest form of collectivism that there is.

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Spritelord
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posted December 01, 2000 03:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Spritelord   Click Here to Email Spritelord     Edit/Delete Message
I stole a quote to sign yearbooks with. as far as I can remember, it went:

if you kill a man, you're a murderer
kill many, you're a conquerer
kill them all, and you're a god.

and yes, i did get some funny looks. but that was the goal of the exersize.

I just took roughly 7 attempts to spell exersize and it's not right yet

fucking html.
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Owlet
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posted December 01, 2000 07:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Owlet   Click Here to Email Owlet     Edit/Delete Message
exercise

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Earl Junior
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posted December 01, 2000 08:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Earl Junior   Click Here to Email Earl Junior     Edit/Delete Message
*Gasp*

No, can it be? Yes. I think so. I've been sigged! Score.{/aside}

Sounds like a bunch of you folks had some pretty lame yearbooks. When I was in high school we all were on the yearbook committee. We could turn in pics, write ups whatever we wanted. And then the core committee reviewed them. Also the team captains and club presidents all got to do the write up for their respective groups. The faculty "in charge" of this endeavor didn't really care what we put in there. He said something like "Well, its your book, and your memories, do whatever you want."

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Toon
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posted December 01, 2000 09:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Toon   Click Here to Email Toon     Edit/Delete Message
In my high school yearbook we each got to pick one quote in English and one in Hebrew to go on our picture page. I quoted Emily Dickinson, and spent the last few days of the school year having people ask me what a frigate is. (30 points if you can name that quote.)

The in-20-years thing was written up as a newsletter article about the 20-year reunion of our class. They wrote me in as showing up late because the Starship Enterprise got stuck in traffic on the way in.
*shrug* I can live with that.

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Froboz Electric
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posted December 01, 2000 11:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Froboz Electric   Click Here to Email Froboz Electric     Edit/Delete Message
My mom wanted me to put something memorable, like a literary quote or something. But I decided to go with "We are your future. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.".

And I meant it. My high school class was compromised of mostly idiots.

I'm glad I left when I did, though, because the high school I went to has gotten TEN times more regulated. In fact, the school in general isn't fun anymore. My poor sister who still has to go there won't even get a senior fashion show OR prom if it keeps up the way it's going. *rolls eyes*

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Nix
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posted December 01, 2000 12:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nix     Edit/Delete Message
Toon, something about a book being like a frigate...shit, lemme take a minute and think...

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Nix
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posted December 01, 2000 01:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nix     Edit/Delete Message
YES! I remembered. "There is no Frigate like a Book/To take us Lands away/Nor any Coursers like a Page/Of prancing Poetry."

Did I get the capitals right?

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beccca_bo
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posted December 01, 2000 02:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for beccca_bo   Click Here to Email beccca_bo     Edit/Delete Message
mine from last year was *does drum roll* '37'

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Raven
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posted December 01, 2000 03:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Raven   Click Here to Email Raven     Edit/Delete Message
Our yearbooks we didn't get quotes but the yearbooks were named. Yes EJr our yearbooks were pretty lame. Here's proof. One of my year books was named "It's been done before" says that right on the freaking cover. How's that for brilliance?

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Opus
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posted December 01, 2000 04:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Opus   Click Here to Email Opus     Edit/Delete Message
I, like GA (surprise! I went to the same school as my sister!) had about a 4" square to work with. I used a picture of me at 6 with a big piece of cake and a fork, and a few quotes. The only one I remember off the top of my head is "In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must be, above all, a sheep" - Einstein (you can see how taken I am with the prevailing morons at my school)

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sanders
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posted December 02, 2000 05:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sanders     Edit/Delete Message
*sniffles*
we didn't have yearbooks.
*blub*

its just like the prom thing all over again. i feel so left out. i shoulda been brought up in america. instead i had to live vicariously thru kevin arnold etc. plus my left foot is absolutely freezing. my right is chilly but its got nothing on that iceblock effect my left is displaying. its nearer to the radiator than righty, but OH NO thats not enough is it.

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DaveInACar
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posted December 02, 2000 05:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DaveInACar   Click Here to Email DaveInACar     Edit/Delete Message
Here's what I'm planning on putting into my yearbook:

As I look back upon the four years I spent at Paly, many thoughts enter my head. Inside jokes, such as 'Two years, Beth Ann!', and fond memories, like that time the guy in the mosh pit landed on Megan's head. But by far, the thought that stands out above all the others is:

"Thank god that's over. What's for lunch?"

Explanations: The school I go to is called Paly. The 'Two years' thing is how long I had a crush on Beth Ann, and she was clueless the whole time. The mosh pit thing is pretty obvious. And I hope lunch is spicy.

mmm... Hunan food...

Edited to add:

I might just put in my current autosig instead, though.

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megalita
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posted December 02, 2000 06:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for megalita   Click Here to Email megalita     Edit/Delete Message
Once again, I am struck by the fact that Raven and I are living the same life. For more information on this, see the "what kind of drunk are you?" thread.

We had lame titles for our yearbooks, no quotes, nothing of any real interest. To give you an idea of how conservative our town was, one group of seniors wanted to do Grease for the senior play. It was allowed by a 51% vote (or something like that). Those who voted against it thought it "too risque".

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DaveInACar
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posted December 02, 2000 08:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DaveInACar   Click Here to Email DaveInACar     Edit/Delete Message
My high school, on the other hand, did 'Under Milkwood' last year, a candid look at a day in the life of a Welsh town full of a great many uber-horny people.

A delightfully dirty quote that I had to keep a straight face during:

"...and places his hands, still damp from the first man-growing cock crow on her thighs..." (or something like that...the entire play was extremely dirty)

I played three characters. A bartender who was madly in love with a woman he could never have, a tailor who was in love with a woman he could never have, and some priest.

It was an, uh, interesting experience, especially considering that my previous acting experience consisted of playing half the part of Dromeo of Ephesos in 'A Comedy of Errors'. I was drafted into the play 'cause I always hung out in the theater during rehearsals.

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Nix
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posted December 02, 2000 11:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nix     Edit/Delete Message
Megalita, ugh! Grease risque?

At my high school, every senior was allowed a half page to do what they liked with. I put a picture of myself and this quote: "I don't know if this is a happy ending but here we are let loose in open fields"--Jeanette Winterson

Around the border, in tiny font, I put a bunch of inside jokes between various friends and me. It was pleasing.

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Element97
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posted December 03, 2000 02:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Element97   Click Here to Email Element97     Edit/Delete Message
Paly, huh? You guys usually kicked our asses in baseball. But I'm pretty sure there were some ringers on your team from that Richie Rich university across the street.

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Rabi'a
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posted December 05, 2000 12:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rabi'a   Click Here to Email Rabi'a     Edit/Delete Message

my senior quote, which i think that i used to have as my sig line here because i still love it, was:

"we are all worms. but i do believe that i am a glow worm." - winston churchill.

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DarkLighter
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posted December 05, 2000 12:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DarkLighter   Click Here to Email DarkLighter     Edit/Delete Message
*SUPER-MEGA-GIGANTARIFIC POUNCEHUG!!!*

Rabs!! We've missed you!

*Huggles Rabi'a 'til her eyes pop out, then helps her stick them back in, being a nice guy and all.*

(ed. for excitement.)

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