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Earl Junior
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posted October 11, 2000 05:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Earl Junior   Click Here to Email Earl Junior     Edit/Delete Message
Today's mail consisted of:

1. Raincheck notification from Big Kmart, my Dinte Moore Beef Stew in the 15oz. can is now in stock.
2. The October 9 Time Magazine (boy that one was on time)
3. A brochure from a local realtor
4. The Holiday 2000 Fredericks of Hollywood catalog
5. A Fall/Winter Chadwick's catalog
6. Phone Bill (who do I know in Moldavia?)

Further updates tommorow.

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Uh-huh. And if my grandmother had three speeds she'd be a vibrator.

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Skatie
Cereal Subunit
posted October 11, 2000 05:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Skatie   Click Here to Email Skatie     Edit/Delete Message
Is EJr bored? Hmmmm? Though I'm glad your Dinty Moore stew is in at Kmart. You'll need that for the long cold winter.

I received my Time magazine on Tuesday. :P
Along with about 6 magazines devoted to computers for my husband. 2-Computerworld (10/2 &9), 2-Informationweek (10/2 & 9), Server/Workstation Expert, and Wired (the only one for which we pay). He won't have the time to read any of them, they'll hang around for a month and I'll throw them in the recycling bin. Oh, the joy of free weekly magazines.

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I'm plotting your death, but in a happy way.

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pixel
Cereal Subunit
posted October 11, 2000 07:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixel   Click Here to Email pixel     Edit/Delete Message
*bites her nails until the next Earl Jr. mail update*

speaking of mail...

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we saw ozzy on our first date -- our special song is crazy train...
<3 pixel
read my comic strip, it's spooky fun!

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Purple Smurf
Cereal Subunit
posted October 11, 2000 08:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Purple Smurf   Click Here to Email Purple Smurf     Edit/Delete Message
*cough*shamelessPlugByPix*cough*

- PS

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Cheatara
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posted October 11, 2000 08:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cheatara   Click Here to Email Cheatara     Edit/Delete Message
I got a check for 25 dollars from a lady in my home church. Fun, huh?

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Hungry Joe
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posted October 11, 2000 08:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hungry Joe     Edit/Delete Message
What a great idea! I'll send pixel all of MY junk mail!

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I've added a special ingredient just for you. The merciless peppers of Quetzalzacatanango! Grown deep in the jungle primeval by inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.

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pixel
Cereal Subunit
posted October 11, 2000 10:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixel   Click Here to Email pixel     Edit/Delete Message
sweet ASS sweet.

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we saw ozzy on our first date -- our special song is crazy train...
<3 pixel
read my comic strip, it's spooky fun!

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Earl Junior
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posted October 12, 2000 05:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Earl Junior   Click Here to Email Earl Junior     Edit/Delete Message
Today's mail consisted of:

1. A Discover card offer (I already have one of those)
2. A visa card offer (ditto)
3. An International Male catalog featuring Holiday Fashions
4. October 16 issue of Time
5. Vote for Me for Sheriff flyer

The box was packed full o' shit.

*Sigh*

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Uh-huh. And if my grandmother had three speeds she'd be a vibrator.

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beccca_bo
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posted October 12, 2000 05:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for beccca_bo   Click Here to Email beccca_bo     Edit/Delete Message
i wish that i even got junk mail... i never get any mail.

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MICDS fishing team: we're master fishers, but not master baiters

for a good time click here

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BlackLight Bottlerocket
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posted October 12, 2000 06:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlackLight Bottlerocket   Click Here to Email BlackLight Bottlerocket     Edit/Delete Message
Noooo!

NOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't say that. Don't ever say that. You have to TREAURE your mail-free youth! Revel in the silent pleasure that is NO junk mail! Take glee in the fact that no trees die so you know it's cheap to get your drapes cleaned!

Frankly, I'm not a very vindictive person. But if I were, I'd wish junk mail on my worst enemies.

I HATE junk mail. It is pervasive, it is IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of, you are doomed for eternity to it. I used to think it was cool to get mail, until i got that second day's worth of junk mail after i moved into my first place.

Wow. That was a rant. I'm gonna shut up now.

That is all :Þ

/BLB

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Spritelord
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posted October 13, 2000 03:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Spritelord   Click Here to Email Spritelord     Edit/Delete Message
Simple tip for avoiding junk mail:

1. dump your girlfriend
2. move 3 times in 2 months
3. tell only people that have sent you money

works for me!

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