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Topic: I'm Slim Shady...
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jujuchimp
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posted June 12, 2000 01:10 PM
  
yes I'm the real shady.all of you other slim shadys. you're just ematating. so won't the real slim shady. please stand up.
I'm sorry I really bored. No no. Don';t reply there is no need. I'm just really bored.
another note: I'm officially getting the Sims this friday, 'cause it's when my bro get's payeeeeed and then weeeeeeeee can go to babbages and byeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeet. ---edit: merritt's so smart she does < B > and then the letter and then < / a > they don't work do they? no they don't.--- ------------------
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megalita
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posted June 12, 2000 01:21 PM
I'm going to respond because I, too, am bored, and I can.My friend Nikki, who coincidentally smokes no small amount of omlette, thought that song was hugely funny because she thought the words were: All the other Slim Shadys are just in my tainty. The reason she thought this was so funny was because she thought "tainty" was some kind of ass reference that she couldn't quite figure out. It was a bit of a Beavis-y kind of situation. Hee..hehehehe..hee..hee...tainty...hee...heehehe. The lesson for today: Read the liner notes. ------------------
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DarkLighter
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posted June 12, 2000 01:24 PM
huh huh...huh huh, shut-up asswipe! Huh-huh.IP: Logged |
jujuchimp
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posted June 12, 2000 01:28 PM
Hey! Get out of my tainty!!!! I'm going to start saying tainty from now on. ------------------
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pecos
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posted June 12, 2000 02:07 PM
Well, y'all are in my tainty, because I am the real Slim Shady.I rule and you drool. I'm too cool for school. (OK, so my attempts at rhyming suck. If you don't like it, you can kiss my tainty!!) ------------------
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kazul
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posted June 12, 2000 02:17 PM
the lyrics aren't in the liner notes... are they?IP: Logged |
Acsumama
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posted June 12, 2000 04:03 PM
Yeah, well, I'm fat and well-lit.IP: Logged |
pixel
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posted June 12, 2000 05:18 PM
gah.. stupid bad music. :Pacsu: at first i thought you said well-hung... but maybe my eyes just look for that sort of thing... *shrugs* ------------------
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jujuchimp
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posted June 12, 2000 05:20 PM
it's the rhyming game!i can't really rhyme,
or even tell time,
'cuz, I'm a mime! *that one sound where the guy like spits on the mic* puh-puh-pu-ch-puh-puh-che I'm a mime! *background voc.* she's mime! I like spam,
shams,
BAM!
we keepin' it all in the fam... ILY! oh yeah! repeat chorus.
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Soon, you will be able to tune into the telecast and hear "Red Rover, Red Rover, send Equatorial Guinea on over!"
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Acsumama
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posted June 12, 2000 07:38 PM
pix: It's all that porn you've been looking at. I assure you that I'm not well-hung. Or well-lit, for that matter, as it is currently 10:33pm EDT. And I'm not fat, either. So I guess it was a deceptive post all around.IP: Logged |
Hungry Joe
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posted June 12, 2000 08:06 PM
I'm quite impressed by your freestyling, juju, in the parlance of our times.And were the rest of you as heartbroken as I ws that Real SLim Shady dropped to 4 on TRL?
Not, uh, not that I WATCH TRL, mind you. It's just that, uh, my friend's geeky younger brother told me.
(Heh heh, my ruse worked. Now no one will know that I watch TRL, unless of course they can somehow read my inner monologue that I've typed at the end of my post...heh heh heh...D'OH!) ------------------
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" I do," Alice hastily replied; " at least-at least I mean what I say-that's the same thing, you know." IP: Logged |
Toon
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posted June 12, 2000 08:18 PM
For the record:I am not Slim Shady. *sits down*
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-=> Toon "We're drawing up a plan for world domination. The key element? Coffeemakers that think."
--Riley on BtVS
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Trench
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posted June 13, 2000 12:59 AM
I've been telling people for days that I'm the fake Slim Shady. Total strangers, y' know.Why is this song stuck in my head....argh... ------------------
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Ogre
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posted June 13, 2000 07:12 AM
we are not the real slim anus, we dont want to be the real slim anus, there is no slim anus in us.
if any of you know the status of the liner notes for "the marshal fagers lp", you need put out of your misery...we will do that for you, for no fee.
so, pecos, you pulled a gun on dougie doug huh? not a good idea...with you being the REAL slim anus and all......we wish that you arent..that would be bad..well, we are not fat, but not skinny either, and we could very well be well hung, you'll never know, cuz its like ours and not yours. IP: Logged |
tv's Spatch
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posted June 13, 2000 08:06 AM
That's some pretty harsh sentiment, even for an overexposed rap artist, right there.IP: Logged |
Aiki
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posted June 13, 2000 10:34 AM
*sits down next to Toon*You too, huh? ------------------
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jujuchimp
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posted June 13, 2000 11:14 AM
*dances around*YEAH! SLIM ANUS! ICP! *cough cough* I mean... right? *sits* umm... nevermind... I'll go over here now... ------------------
Soon, you will be able to tune into the telecast and hear "Red Rover, Red Rover, send Equatorial Guinea on over!"
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Amsterdarn
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posted June 15, 2000 01:50 PM
[aside]
You know, if I was gay, I would be very insulted by Ogre's last post. As it is, I'm just kinda offended. Not to be a prude...
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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DarkLighter
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posted June 15, 2000 01:59 PM
If I could ever understand what it is that Ogre types, perhaps I would be offended too. As it is, I just say "Huh?".IP: Logged |
pecos
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posted June 15, 2000 05:24 PM
I just realized I am not the real slim shady after all. It was all a plot by the man to keep me down.Turns out I am actually the original Seattle sound, the true mack daddy, the buttermilk biscuit eatin', hooptie drivin' Sir Mix-A-Lot. Baby got tainty. ------------------
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pixel
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posted June 15, 2000 09:30 PM
oh .. my .. god, becky.
look at the size of her butt.
it is like, so big.
she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends.
you know, the only reason they like her is because she's like, a total prostitue.
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Ogre
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posted June 15, 2000 09:52 PM
we like big butts and we can not lie!!
you other humans cant denie!!![aside]
this is jesse, one of the other personalities in ogre, we, jesse and the others, not ogre, want to apologize for insluting anyone, or making them say "huh". that is all, have a horrible day.
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jujuchimp
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posted June 16, 2000 07:45 AM
OKay, this is a kids in the Hall sketch, sorry. Scott and Dave are dressed up like prostitutes on a street corner.----- Scott: I hate rap music. Every woman in it is a ho. Dave: I know, and yet none of them are really ho's, you know? Scott: Yeah. I mean, if every chick's a ho, then what are we? Dave: It's the word, eh? Scott: Yeah. Dave: You know, once I was dating a rapper, but I had to leave him because he kept calling me a ho. Scott: But you are a ho. Dave: Yes, but he didn't know that did he? Scott: [pauses] You're right. ------------------
"Kick fuckin' ass, I got a Mastercard!!!"
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Hallam
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posted June 16, 2000 08:18 AM
Je suis l'original, le vrai, MC Solaar
le nord le sud, tu vois, tu sais c'est polar
vive le roi,
le feuch de tous les keums c'est moi.OK, so I can rap in French. If I think about it. So that's not really rapping. I even know some verlan. But I'm not MC Solaar. ------------------
Fast and Bulbous!
That's right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous. Also, a tin teardrop.
Bulbous, also tapered.
That's right.
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Hallam
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posted June 16, 2000 08:35 AM
Subtil et versatile le reptile tranquille
Entre dans le rhytme comme on entre dans une femme facile
Present malgre le temps comme "l'air du temps" de Nina Ricci
Est plus en forme que Victor Pecci
Esprit sain, corps sain up-to-date
La quete de connaissance et lui forment en fait
Un fait intrinseque
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DarkLighter
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posted June 16, 2000 08:39 AM
You're scaring me Hallam.IP: Logged |
tv's Spatch
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posted June 16, 2000 08:42 AM
C'est dur dur d'etre bebe!------------------
"How could you have an argument about regexps? Regexps just *are*. Like steam engines and oatmeal." - Andrew Plotkin IP: Logged |
DarkLighter
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posted June 16, 2000 08:50 AM
*Throws something large and blunt at spatch.*IP: Logged |
Hallam
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posted June 16, 2000 09:13 AM
the second one really was by MC solaar.
Ça sera très dur d'être Spatch si tu ne te taises pas!
tr. it'll be very hard to be a Spatch if you don't shut up.
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Fast and Bulbous!
That's right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous. Also, a tin teardrop.
Bulbous, also tapered.
That's right.
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DarkLighter
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posted June 16, 2000 09:17 AM
For Hallam.IP: Logged |
Khan Jackal Moreau
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posted June 16, 2000 09:32 AM
SENOR DARKLIGHTER ES MUCHOS PANTALONES!SU CALLEBEROS ES PEZ MAL! IP: Logged |
pecos
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posted June 16, 2000 09:35 AM
Gosh, I wish the four years of french I took in high school had stuck. (Unfortunately I do understand the Spanish!)My only true contribution to the rap world is bringin' the house down with my fab karaoke rendition of "Baby Got Back" in this little dive bar in Japantown. And I don't even need to look at the screen, which really impresses drunk college kids and drunk Japanese businessmen. Evryone needs to leave a legacy... ------------------
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tv's Spatch
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posted June 16, 2000 10:46 AM
Wossmatter? Nobody likes that adorable little Jordy? BUT HE'S A KID AND HE RAPS ABOUT BEING A BABY!!I mean, golly, he must be at least all of 8 years old by now. Wonder if he's past the opening-supermarkets stage yet.  ------------------
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pecos
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posted June 16, 2000 11:18 AM
*shudder*IP: Logged |
DarkLighter
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posted June 16, 2000 11:40 AM
*Throws another large, blunt object at Spatch.*IP: Logged |
tv's Spatch
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posted June 16, 2000 11:43 AM
You know, you're not going to have anything left if you keep throwing your elbows around like this.Maybe Jordy went into co-ownership of that car wash Vanilla Ice and Gerardo opened up together... ------------------
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jujuchimp
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posted June 16, 2000 12:18 PM
I read about hat in the Gunniess Book o' World Records or whatever! Youngest person to ever get a #1 (right?).It's tough to be a baby. -----sidenote: "Why do I always have to be da baby?" First person to name where this came from gets 20 jujuchimp points.--- ------------------
"Kick fuckin' ass, I got a Mastercard!!!"
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megalita
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posted June 16, 2000 01:25 PM
Everybody together:The "S" is for Super,
And the "U" is for Unique.
The "P" is for Perfection,
'Cuz you know that we are freaks.
The "E" is for Exotic,
ANd the "R" is for Rap.
If you don't like it,
You just get the Hell back.
SUPERSONIC. (Probably not exactly right, but give me a break, it's been fifteen years) ------------------
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tv's Spatch
Shuttlecock
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posted June 18, 2000 06:56 AM
(aherm)We like the cars
The cars that go 'boom'
We're Tigra
And Bunny
And we like the boom. (meg, you rock)
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pecos
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posted June 19, 2000 09:18 AM
One day I was chilling
in Kentucky Fried Chicken
Just minding my own business
Eating food and finger lickin'
This dude walked in
looking strange and kind of funny
Walked up to the front
With a menu and his money
He didn't walk straight
kinda side to side
He asked the old lady
Yo, yo, is this Kentucky Fried?
The lady said yes, smiled
he smiled back
He gave a quarter and his order.
Large fries, BIG MAC
You be illin'[aside]Wow, you guys are recitin' hits right off my "Chee-Z Rap" mix tape that I put together a few years back!!! It's not easy finding kindred spirits who enjoy a bad (yet somehow very good) 80s rap. Y'all are fresh![/aside]
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