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Topic: Discontinued Doritos Flavors
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DarKrow
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posted September 23, 2001 07:01 PM
  
Salsa Verde - Maybe it was the big green jalapeno pepper on the package, or the fact that it had more bite than your average "Cooler Ranch", but I liked these chips. They looked like Ranch Doritos, but were pretty spicy for powdery gunk covered synthetic tortilla chips. - APizza Supreme - Ah, the mid 90s, when nobody cared about Pepsi's subcompanies intermixing. These didn't taste like pizza. They tasted like Italian Doritos, which is to say "less spice, more cheese." - C Taco Grande - What the Hell happened to these?! I want them back! Sure, the only thing they had in common with Taco Bell's Taco Grande was that the chip and the shell were of the same material, but I don't care. It was pure spicy synthetic goodness. - A+ Spicy BBQ - The ads had Claudia Schiffer or some other damn supermodel eating these as she walked around setting off sprinker systems. In reality, they weren't all that hot or spicy. They weren't all that BBQ either. They were better than anything BBQ on Potato Chips though. - C+ Cheetos - Odd is all I can say to describe these. They were cheddar Doritos, which are like the plastic sundae cup of Dorito World. That, and Chester Cheetah looked way out of place on a Doritos bag. I supposed it could be redeemed if there were Dorito flavored Cheetos. Alas, there were not. - D ------------------
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Tuesday
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posted September 23, 2001 07:40 PM
Nice rating. I give it three thumbs up!
Oh wait. That's not a thumb.
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Bennyboy
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posted September 23, 2001 07:41 PM
Welp, no doubt about this adrogenously named individual's name. Hee hee------------------
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jarbabyj
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posted September 27, 2001 08:05 AM
Am I crazy, or was there, at one time, for brief, glorious moment:Sour Cream and Onion Doritos? I swear to GOD there was...and I loved them. I loved them more than...than...well, more than other Doritos. jarbaby IP: Logged |
Cheatara
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posted September 27, 2001 08:21 AM
My mom and brother loved Jumpin Jack doritoes, which were monterey jack cheese flavored doritoes... I didn't like them.IP: Logged |
RedTwo
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posted September 27, 2001 10:37 AM
I loved the Salsa Verde ones. They were great.Anyone else remember 7*up Gold? That stuff was wonderful. I bought five cases at a canned foods outlet right after it was discontinued and it lasted me most of the summer. IP: Logged |
annenayne
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posted September 27, 2001 01:44 PM
They got rid of the Salsa Verde ones? Those were the only ones I liked.Bummer. ------------------
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elisandra
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posted September 28, 2001 04:58 AM
All I can say is CRYSTAL PEPSI RULED!!!!!! IP: Logged |
Cheatara
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posted September 28, 2001 08:43 AM
Not Crystal Pepsi, but the citrus essence crystal pepsi ruled, but that lemon pepsi stuff is almost the same thing, so it doesn't matter anymore.[This message has been edited by Cheatara (edited September 28, 2001).] IP: Logged |
Brunswik Mcbutterpants
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posted September 28, 2001 02:16 PM
Back in the way past they had Taco Flavored Doritos too -they were great -do they still have plain flavor..
hmm i am dating myself now....
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Cheatara
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posted September 28, 2001 02:46 PM
I remember the taco flavored doritos...well kind of. I remember their being a bag from taco flavored doritos in our yard one time when the neighbors trash blew out of their yard in to ours. IP: Logged |
eillid
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posted September 28, 2001 03:10 PM
Crystal Pepsi was good. In fact, any clear cola is two steps from perfect.IP: Logged |
Bennyboy
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posted September 28, 2001 04:38 PM
Yep, I even had generic clear soda. It was yummy.------------------
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Treasure
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posted September 29, 2001 02:56 AM
We used to have Spicy Beef, which was quite edible, but not as good as the others, and now have a horrible Mexican Hot. Which is not pleasant & tastes like someone ate a badly made chili, then regurgitated it into the flavour making machine.But the best Doritos of all have to be the Hint of Lime dippas. I can eat them until they come out of all my major upper body orifices (orifii?) Definite A Edited because I checked the flavours in the corner shop. [This message has been edited by Treasure (edited September 30, 2001).] IP: Logged |
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