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Waxwings Self-Made User	posted August 18, 2001 11:51 PM Hiyas, been reading here for a few days. I'm new, was getting lonely and joined in. Not sure if this has been done before...if so, let's do it again! I'll start 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer Take one down pass it around... [This message has been edited by Waxwings (edited August 18, 2001).] IP: Logged
Arwon Self-Made User	posted August 19, 2001 01:24 AM ...98 bottles of beer on the wall 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, Take one down pass it around... ------------------ "Arwon, you're rude, stereotypical, brash and insulting. I think I love you." -Stranger than Fishing. "Thanks for editing the message, Arwon! We are now sending you back automatically to the thread list for this topic. Please wait... -The BSUBB Life in America, wombats, and more... IP: Logged
frooglet Scrappy Doo	posted August 19, 2001 01:34 AM 97 bottles of beer on the wall 97 bottles of beer Take one down, pass it ar.....gulpgulpgulp 96 bottles of beer on the....gulpgulpgulp hiccup Take one down, pass it around... ------------------ "So what happens when they bite you is that you slowly die until you're not moving anymore. Then they eat you alive." -"Kimodo", making of IP: Logged
I_like_cheese Cereal Subunit	posted August 19, 2001 08:11 AM 95 bottles of beer on the wall And one drunk forklift operator CRASH Oops. 47 bottles of beer on the wall, 47 bottles of beer... IP: Logged
Waxwings Self-Made User	posted August 19, 2001 05:21 PM Damn, that alot of spilled beer. 46 bottles of beer on the wall 46 bottles of beer Ya throw one down and dance all around... [This message has been edited by Waxwings (edited August 19, 2001).] IP: Logged
DarKrow Self-Made User	posted August 19, 2001 06:09 PM 45 bottles of beer on the wall 45 bottles of beer take one down, pass it around Drinks ICK! My god, this tastes like piss! Replaces whole wall with bottles of Heinken 99 bottles of beer on the wall... IP: Logged
Arwon Self-Made User	posted August 19, 2001 06:13 PM Budweiser: "Tastes like piss? Of course it tastes like piss. That's because we piss in it." (Of course, I'm only 16... I don't really know about beer... Really!) ------------------ "Arwon, you're rude, stereotypical, brash and insulting. I think I love you." -Stranger than Fishing. "Thanks for editing the message, Arwon! We are now sending you back automatically to the thread list for this topic. Please wait... -The BSUBB Life in America, wombats, and more... IP: Logged
Lord Cavity Self-Made User	posted August 20, 2001 10:30 AM You call that stuff beer? Brings in own bottle of Old Peculier Still 99 bottles on the wall. IP: Logged
frooglet Scrappy Doo	posted August 20, 2001 10:52 AM pause Well, heck, if we're gonna be like that... trucks in 100 bottles of mead (in various flavors) and sits in the corner happily drinking 44 bottles of generic beer, 98 bottles of heinken and 99 bottles of various meads on the wall, 44 bottles of generic beer, 98 bottles of heinken and 99 bottles of various meads Take one down, pass it around... ------------------ Froog's House o' Squid IP: Logged
RedTwo Self-Made User	posted August 20, 2001 10:59 AM replaces wall with a replica of that cool Picasso in Daley Plaza made entirely of deflated inflatable chairs replaces beer aaaaallll over the faux-Picasso 99 bottles of beer on the replica, 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, respond critically to the artist, I think the intent here was to disjoint the viewer from the work, but it's Picasso fertheloveaPete. How do you disjoint cubism? With a protractor? 98 bottles of beer on the wall! [Edited because "/font" is not "font"] [This message has been edited by RedTwo (edited August 20, 2001).] IP: Logged
Nevah Altavaris Entitar Self-Made User	posted August 20, 2001 02:36 PM 98 bottles of beer on the replica, 98 bottles of beer... You take one down... chew on the bottle... put it back... everyone thinks you're insane and there's still 98 bottles of beer on the wall! IP: Logged
Skatie Cereal Subunit	posted August 21, 2001 06:11 AM pulls out BB gun takes aim 98 bottles of beer on the replica... shoots K-crash! Shoot one down, load another round 97 bottles of beer on the wall IP: Logged
nebulous menace Self-Made User	posted August 21, 2001 09:11 AM 97 bottles of beer on the replica, 97 bottles of beer, take one down, replace it with the theoretical construct of a beer, (96 + 1i) bottles of beer on the wall! IP: Logged
Maverick Self-Made User	posted August 21, 2001 09:33 AM Gack! Complex beer! I can't handle that sober! [Fifteen minutes later] Shixty-(hic)-eight bottlesh of beer on the wall! Vomits into conveniently located toilet Collapses [Edited because I felt like it. So there.] [This message has been edited by Maverick (edited August 21, 2001).] IP: Logged
I_like_cheese Cereal Subunit	posted August 21, 2001 01:31 PM Sheesh. Never try to deal with imaginary numbers when drunk - look at the mess you made! Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! Cropherb bottles of beer on the wall, Cropherb bottles of beer, you take one down and pass it around, Cropherb-1 bottles of beer on the wall! IP: Logged
SunAvatar Self-Made User	posted August 21, 2001 02:08 PM Graham's Number bottles of beer on the wall. Graham's Number bottles of beer. You take one down and pass it around... ------------------ �Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.� - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc., 1989 �Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.� - Albert Einstein �Ahhhh, yes, but our society doesn't mind people being drug addicts as long as they aren't actually getting high off of it.� - Roup [This message has been edited by SunAvatar (edited August 21, 2001).] IP: Logged
IXOHOXI Self-Made User	posted August 21, 2001 02:21 PM Fine. You want to play? All right, then, let's PLAY! Infinite bottles of beer on the replica, Infinite bottles of beer, Take one down and pass it around, STILL infinite botttles of beer on the replica. So there! ------------------ "I don't understand their humor either." - Worf, to Data IP: Logged
Fieari Self-Made User	posted August 21, 2001 09:09 PM Infinite bottles of beer on the wall, Infinite bottles of beer! Raise those beers, to the power of infinity... 2-Dimensional world of beer on the wall! ----------- In flatland, everything appears a line. -Edwin Abbot, 19th century english school teacher and mathematical theorist [This message has been edited by Fieari (edited August 21, 2001).] IP: Logged
Lord Cavity Self-Made User	posted August 22, 2001 12:33 AM Shouldn't we invite Killian's to join this thread? IP: Logged
consuela nutella Self-Made User	posted August 22, 2001 01:46 AM hey there's lots and lots of beer to give us all good hair rinses! rinses hair who's next? IP: Logged
Treasure Self-Made User	posted August 22, 2001 04:54 AM But don't you get bits of carrot stuck in your hair if you rinse it with beer? Oh, you're not supposed to drink it first? Riiiiight. IP: Logged
tre Self-Made User	posted August 22, 2001 05:25 PM BEER FIGHT! ~clunks you (yes you!) with a bottle of beer~ .. er.. oops. i guess it works better when i just fling the BEER at you and not the bottle? heh. IP: Logged
SergeiRichard Self-Made User	posted August 22, 2001 07:30 PM I'm sorry but to be perfectly frank, I prefer a good white wine, perhaps a '93 Char... I beg your pardon Sir, I was merely... Ugh. *Is felled by a well-made deal table swung wildly but with remarkable precision. IP: Logged
Fieari Self-Made User	posted August 28, 2001 09:37 AM I seem to have killed the thread... the game has degenerated from the game, to, err, an AP sort of thing, I think... Who's for a ressurection? IP: Logged
Arwon Self-Made User	posted August 28, 2001 11:34 AM Looks around 73 Bottles of Beer on the wall, 73 Bottles of Beer, Take one down, pass it around 72 Bottles of Beer on the wall... (and a Creme Soda for me cos I'm underage...) IP: Logged
Toon Shuttlecock	posted August 28, 2001 01:24 PM An illustration of different kinds of "infinite": Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall, Aleph-null bottles of beer, Take one down, pass it around, Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall. Aleph-one bottles of beer on the wall, Aleph-one bottles of beer -- Take Infinity down, pass 'em around, Aleph-one bottles of beer on the wall. ------------------ -=> Toon "Toon, it's okay -- just think of the config.sys file as bizarre post-modern poetry." -Rob Wynne on #filkhaven IP: Logged

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