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Topic: New Game: Choose Your Own Damn Proverb
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Wondrous Fnordia
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posted June 04, 2001 02:49 PM
  
S'ok FL, problem solved.  ...until you start booting innocent bystanders. Wheee!
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Devin Austra
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posted June 04, 2001 04:15 PM
.....until your parents walk in and catch you and your partner playing the X-rated version of Twister. ------------------
Night breeds its own sort of anticipation. IP: Logged |
Toon
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posted June 04, 2001 06:57 PM
...except at the Olympics.------------------
-=> Toon "No, it's an omen! It's a higher power trying to tell me through bunnies that we're all going to die!"
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Phool
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posted June 05, 2001 03:02 AM
Fools leap madly...IP: Logged |
Devin Austra
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posted June 05, 2001 08:55 AM
...whereas smart people like the Nanite Queen skip willy-nilly everywhere they go, like Santa's Black Ops Elves.You probably won't get this one unless you're an avid reader of Sluggy. ------------------
Night breeds its own sort of anticipation. [This message has been edited by Devin Austra (edited June 05, 2001).]
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Anti Em
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posted June 05, 2001 09:23 AM
. . . . when wearing molten lava tennies.IP: Logged |
Nevah Altavaris Entitar
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posted June 05, 2001 02:21 PM
but wise men stay behind and taunt them relentlessly because they're just leaping around for no apparent reason.IP: Logged |
Kyree
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posted June 05, 2001 02:27 PM
...until they land on a thumbtack.IP: Logged |
DramaShrink
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posted June 05, 2001 05:04 PM
...because they can't leap happily.------------------
"Smile. It increases your face value."- "Truvy" from "Steel Magnolias."
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Stranger than Fishing
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posted June 07, 2001 06:43 AM
as opposed to walking sanely. Why? Because they're fools. Go figure.IP: Logged |
OpticBoom
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posted June 07, 2001 10:40 AM
...and geniusues leap angrily... it's all about tone.IP: Logged |
OpticBoom
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posted June 12, 2001 01:02 PM
Don't count your Chickens.....
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Skatie
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posted June 12, 2001 02:22 PM
...and juggle eggs at the same time.IP: Logged |
Toon
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posted June 13, 2001 08:18 AM
...using Roman numerals.------------------
-=> Toon "No, it's an omen! It's a higher power trying to tell me through bunnies that we're all going to die!"
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OpticBoom
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posted June 13, 2001 11:41 AM
...without the expressed written consent of the USC Gamecocks and Colnel Sanders.------------------
"The bombing begins in five minutes!"
-Ronald Reagan IP: Logged |
Stranger than Fishing
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posted June 14, 2001 02:51 AM
...ok?IP: Logged |
Mara
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posted June 14, 2001 09:03 AM
...with a shotgun.Eat, drink, and be merry, for... ------------------
"How would you react if I told you I'm not from Guildford after all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelguise?"
"Why? Is that the sort of thing you think you're likely to say?" - The Hitchhiker's Guide
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Devin Austra
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posted June 14, 2001 09:45 AM
..being hungry, thirsty and depressed just plain SUCKS. ------------------
Night breeds its own sort of anticipation. IP: Logged |
OpticBoom
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posted June 14, 2001 02:09 PM
...soon you'll be eaten, drunk, and then married... and nobody deserves THAT kind of day.
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"The bombing begins in five minutes!"
-Ronald Reagan IP: Logged |
RedTwo
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posted June 14, 2001 03:43 PM
the free buffet ends in ten minutes!IP: Logged |
Spifferito
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posted June 14, 2001 04:16 PM
...mama.IP: Logged |
DramaShrink
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posted June 14, 2001 05:48 PM
...tomorrow, you have to start your diet.------------------
"Smile. It increases your face value."- "Truvy" from "Steel Magnolias." IP: Logged |
Stranger than Fishing
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posted June 15, 2001 02:27 AM
...he's a jolly good fellow, he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fe-he-low. And so say all of us.------------------
If the marble animal can lock the wood, does the marble animal lock which rank wood?
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spamhead
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posted June 15, 2001 12:01 PM
Pete's sake. A friend in need is... [This message has been edited by spamhead (edited June 15, 2001).] IP: Logged |
Spifferito
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posted June 16, 2001 09:31 AM
...freakin' anoying....always calling me asking for money. IP: Logged |
OpticBoom
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posted June 18, 2001 08:49 AM
hopefully far enough away that you can plausably say it'd take too long to get there.IP: Logged |
Devin Austra
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posted June 18, 2001 11:26 AM
.....usually someone who's never around when you're in need.IP: Logged |
Toon
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posted June 18, 2001 11:26 AM
...a friend indeed; a friend with weed is better.------------------
-=> Toon "No, it's an omen! It's a higher power trying to tell me through bunnies that we're all going to die!"
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OpticBoom
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posted June 19, 2001 12:25 PM
...screwedIP: Logged |
Sandrylene
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posted June 19, 2001 03:20 PM
cool! Toon quoted Placebo!...liable to be found on your living room floor. ...worth two in the bush. IP: Logged |
Phool
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posted June 21, 2001 04:30 AM
...chicken until he hatches.IP: Logged |
Nevah Altavaris Entitar
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posted June 21, 2001 06:51 PM
...Always on PBS.IP: Logged |
Beaudoin
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posted June 21, 2001 10:16 PM
...is going to bug you until you finally give him the $50 he wants, only to never pay you back, just like every other time he's borrowed things from you.It's better to reign in Hell... IP: Logged |
Skatie
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posted June 22, 2001 07:16 AM
...than to snow in Sausalito.You wanted sense? Sorry, no such thing is available here. IP: Logged |
Stranger than Fishing
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posted June 22, 2001 08:14 AM
... than to spend your entire life getting your spleen torn out by an eagle, prodded by litle demons with pitchforks and listening to Celine Dion.Am I the only one who doesn't know the original quote of this IP: Logged |
spamhead
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posted June 22, 2001 11:56 AM
than clean toilets in Heaven.------------------
"This is me giving my very first *BOOT* because Spamhead is just such a Pete-damn stupid name and deserving of all punishment it receives." -- Treasure IP: Logged |
Phool
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posted June 25, 2001 04:25 AM
...than to reign in Texas.IP: Logged |
tre
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posted June 25, 2001 07:42 AM
when you're *evil* than to reign in hell when you're a good guy.- t. IP: Logged |
Phool
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posted June 26, 2001 08:27 AM
...than to rain in Hale.------------------
Fox Mulder Which means we will be more likely to get arrested.
Across the Line which means we might go to jail.
Clawdia Which means we'll finally get to be someone's bitch! Lucky us! IP: Logged |
OpticBoom
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posted June 26, 2001 11:59 AM
...than to live in France.[This message has been edited by OpticBoom (edited June 26, 2001).] IP: Logged |
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