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Ambiguous Self-Made User	posted September 24, 2000 07:42 AM .... cryogenically frozen just for the sake of defrosting and giving to future generations every time someone decides they have to go on a diet. Well, I suppose you could. Hey! That kinda sounds like fun! IP: Logged
Bombadil Self-Made User	posted September 24, 2000 10:13 AM ...unless you eat your meat! How can you have your cake unless you've eaten your meat? Okay, I'm changing the rules just in lieu of having missed enough of this thread to not know what is left proverb-wise. I'm flipping this around, now you have to come up with the first half of the proverb. So let's begin where we ended... .............and eat it, too. An edited post in the hand is worth two in the delete box. [This message has been edited by Bombadil (edited September 24, 2000).] IP: Logged
Toon Shuttlecock	posted September 25, 2000 04:40 PM I'd kill a bear if I had to. Yeah ... ------------------ -=> Toon "I think...I think it's in my basement. Let me go upstairs and check." -- M.C. Escher IP: Logged
Duchess of Corn Pop Cereal Subunit	posted September 28, 2000 06:15 PM Just don't dig for gold (or pick a winner)... ------------------ "Gee I'll just give you a couple of plant genitals to pin on your lapel to show how much I like you." -Prof. Beidelman IP: Logged
Earl Junior Self-Made User	posted September 28, 2000 06:20 PM Can you have your Owlet... IP: Logged
SpicyJ Self-Made User	posted May 18, 2001 10:13 AM bounce No reason. Just wanted to bounce the oldest thread back to the top. IP: Logged
RedTwo Self-Made User	posted May 18, 2001 11:28 AM Wow. Who could hope to top EJr there? IP: Logged
Nevah Altavaris Entitar Self-Made User	posted May 19, 2001 11:11 AM I can make my bed... IP: Logged
Stranger than Fishing Self-Made User	posted May 21, 2001 08:50 AM You can't ditch your girlfriend... [/really harsh] IP: Logged
OpticBoom Self-Made User	posted May 21, 2001 09:27 AM stick that in your pipe... IP: Logged
clawdia Cereal Subunit	posted May 21, 2001 01:20 PM ...not your arse. IP: Logged
OpticBoom Self-Made User	posted May 22, 2001 12:41 PM You can't always get a better bottle of white-out... IP: Logged
Nevah Altavaris Entitar Self-Made User	posted May 22, 2001 01:39 PM So sniff the one ya got. IP: Logged
Bombadil Self-Made User	posted May 24, 2001 07:42 AM I think I made a mistake by changing the rules. Shall we go back to the original rules? IP: Logged
OpticBoom Self-Made User	posted May 24, 2001 01:10 PM Sure! One good turn: IP: Logged
Nevah Altavaris Entitar Self-Made User	posted May 24, 2001 03:30 PM deserves a sexual harassment lawsuit, cuz you just know they only did a good turn to get into your pants. IP: Logged
Wondrous Fnordia Self-Made User	posted May 24, 2001 04:10 PM ...is good fun. Two makes ya a bit dizzy. Three's getting close to nausous, and four... Technicolor Yawn. (Yes, I know how gross that is. No, I don't care.) IP: Logged
Toon Shuttlecock	posted May 24, 2001 10:03 PM ...and the door should swing open. Now you try it. ------------------ -=> Toon "No, it's an omen! It's a higher power trying to tell me through bunnies that we're all going to die!" -Anya in BtVS IP: Logged
OpticBoom Self-Made User	posted May 25, 2001 06:53 AM gets all the covers IP: Logged
Bombadil Self-Made User	posted May 25, 2001 07:05 AM ...and the game is over. IP: Logged
Nevah Altavaris Entitar Self-Made User	posted May 26, 2001 06:46 PM new half-proverb! Yay! The meek shall... IP: Logged
Nailati Self-Made User	posted May 26, 2001 06:50 PM ...get the spit beaten out of them. IP: Logged
Innocent Bystander Scrappy Doo	posted May 27, 2001 11:41 PM ... sit quietly at the front of the resturant as the hostess proceeds to seat -everyone- else who is waiting, even though she knows -full well- that the meek were there first, not that they're complaining or anything. IP: Logged
Erratic Assassin Self-Made User	posted May 28, 2001 12:41 AM ...eventually snap and go around wearing towels over their heads while eating ice cream cones and singing "When The Saints Go Marching In" at the top of their lungs. IP: Logged
Treasure Self-Made User	posted May 28, 2001 05:08 AM ...never win Big Brother or anything like that, cause they're just too quiet & boring. IP: Logged
OpticBoom Self-Made User	posted May 30, 2001 07:16 AM ...come back an hour later... and BURN THE PLACE TO THE GROUND! IP: Logged
Toon Shuttlecock	posted May 30, 2001 09:17 AM ...obey me from this day forward. ------------------ -=> Toon "No, it's an omen! It's a higher power trying to tell me through bunnies that we're all going to die!" -Anya in BtVS IP: Logged
Wondrous Fnordia Self-Made User	posted May 30, 2001 10:59 AM ...inherit the girth. Hey, if they won�t speak up they might as well chow down. One should always let sleeping dogs... Font tags? Noooooo! [This message has been edited by Wondrous Fnordia (edited June 03, 2001).] IP: Logged
OpticBoom Self-Made User	posted May 30, 2001 11:15 AM hump your leg if they damn well want to. IP: Logged
Fast Learner Self-Made User	posted June 02, 2001 04:48 PM ...give over the Earth to the first person who asks. IP: Logged
Fast Learner Self-Made User	posted June 02, 2001 04:49 PM ...not want to hassle the lawyer and shall have to wait years for the will to settle before they have any hope of inheriting anything, which will all go to crap the minute the first non-meek person contests the will. IP: Logged
Nevah Altavaris Entitar Self-Made User	posted June 02, 2001 08:40 PM dream about music or... mathematics... or planets too far for the eye... (I did that just cuz I gave Stunt a low rating in the ratings forum. I hope you're happy.) IP: Logged
Innocent Bystander Scrappy Doo	posted June 03, 2001 08:39 PM It's all fun and games... [This message has been edited by Innocent Bystander (edited June 03, 2001).] IP: Logged
daybreaker Self-Made User	posted June 03, 2001 08:49 PM except for... IN HELL! IP: Logged
Devin Austra Self-Made User	posted June 03, 2001 09:51 PM ....but only as long as you're the one winning. ------------------ Night breeds its own sort of anticipation. IP: Logged
Wondrous Fnordia Self-Made User	posted June 03, 2001 10:07 PM ...until someone loses their eyes. then it's all fun and games you can't see! Was my proverb really that bad? IP: Logged
Phool Self-Made User	posted June 04, 2001 06:41 AM ...in the CIA! Let's go assassinate some Latin American leader and steal his cocaine! Whee! IP: Logged
OpticBoom Self-Made User	posted June 04, 2001 10:00 AM ...until the condom full of cocaine in your stomach pops... then it's fun and fun and fun. IP: Logged
Anti Em Self-Made User	posted June 04, 2001 01:08 PM . . . . until the fat lady sings! IP: Logged
Fast Learner Self-Made User	posted June 04, 2001 01:45 PM ...until someone's eye pokes out a perfectly good stick. Sorry, WF, somehow I didn't see your change. I think the dog one will be good... maybe bring it up again in a day or so. Again, my apologies, I'm not sure how I missed it. IP: Logged

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