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Topic: New Game: Choose Your Own Damn Proverb
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Harmonious
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posted September 04, 2000 12:17 PM
  
...makes you miss the greatest posts.------------------
"Try to see the brighter side of things. If you can't, use a flashlight." -- Shifra Chana IP: Logged |
Fast Learner
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posted September 05, 2000 01:18 PM
...doesn't mean foreplay isn't still important.IP: Logged |
Spifferito
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posted September 05, 2000 05:16 PM
[aside]hee hee, I attatched the previous post to "A watched pot". quite confusing[/aside]IP: Logged |
Earl Junior
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posted September 06, 2000 04:46 PM
...means the cable is out.An eye for... ------------------
"Remember, everyone, let your pets fuck all they want!"
--Bizzzzzarrrrro Bob Barker
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DaveInACar
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posted September 06, 2000 05:21 PM
...fifty bucks, good as new. Installation is extra, though.------------------
Don't leave your isopods in the car. They will fry.
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Fast Learner
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posted September 07, 2000 11:02 AM
...an eee, 'cept after cee.IP: Logged |
Toon
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posted September 08, 2000 05:52 AM
...everybody! I'm buyin'!
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-=> Toon "I think...I think it's in my basement. Let me go upstairs and check." -- M.C. Escher
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Erratic Assassin
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posted September 08, 2000 03:17 PM
...detail?IP: Logged |
IsMaryann_WantsToBeGinger
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posted September 09, 2000 01:37 AM
rotfl @ Toon's last one...you, an eye over there for you, and one over here for Elijah... IP: Logged |
Fast Learner
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posted September 11, 2000 01:42 AM
...Cyclops is sufficient.--- When in Rome... IP: Logged |
Cevven
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posted September 11, 2000 07:54 AM
...get me a pizza will ya? I'm starvin' over here------------------
Ford, have you seen anything like that?
Not when I've been in a legal state of mind. IP: Logged |
Bombadil
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posted September 11, 2000 08:44 AM
...How in Paris, Where in Bombay, and Who on First.------------------
The dark lord has just demonstrated his entire dancing repertoire.
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Tetisheri
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posted September 11, 2000 04:48 PM
...take of all your clothes and dance in the fountains....don't annoy the carabinieri! ...yell vulgarities in Latin. (On second thought, you can do that all the time.) ------------------
Right now I'm feeling really full and sexually repressed.
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Fast Learner
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posted September 11, 2000 04:56 PM
...keep your calls to a minimum 'cause those cell phone Roming charges can be a bitch!IP: Logged |
Spifferito
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posted September 11, 2000 06:23 PM
...walk like an Egyptian.------------------
"Are you small enough for me to eat?" IP: Logged |
DaveInACar
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posted September 11, 2000 06:31 PM
...don't make fun of Catholics.Latin vulgarities? Could you post some of those or mail them to me? This I gotta see... ------------------
Don't leave your isopods in the car. They will fry.
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Cevven
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posted September 12, 2000 01:22 AM
...eat at McDonald'sIn the kingdom of the blind... ------------------
Ford, have you seen anything like that?
Not when I've been in a legal state of mind. IP: Logged |
IsMaryann_WantsToBeGinger
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posted September 12, 2000 01:40 AM
...don't open up a print shop[edited because I really didn't need to bold that] [This message has been edited by IsMaryann_WantsToBeGinger (edited September 12, 2000).] IP: Logged |
Fast Learner
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posted September 12, 2000 10:54 AM
...the man with thumbtacks is king.IP: Logged |
Earl Junior
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posted September 12, 2000 11:23 AM
...I bet everybody is naked, because, hey, who would know?!?------------------
Uh-huh. And if my grandmother had three speeds she'd be a vibrator. IP: Logged |
Bombadil
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posted September 12, 2000 11:27 AM
...there are always open parking spaces.IP: Logged |
Toon
Shuttlecock
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posted September 12, 2000 12:30 PM
...I bet those eyes we were selling earlier would be really popular, huh?------------------
-=> Toon "I think...I think it's in my basement. Let me go upstairs and check." -- M.C. Escher
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patch
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posted September 12, 2000 02:18 PM
... the dogs are fed very well.IP: Logged |
Fast Learner
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posted September 12, 2000 07:41 PM
...cosmetics would be textured.IP: Logged |
DaveInACar
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posted September 12, 2000 08:43 PM
...it would be really fun trying to figure out if a mute person were a chick.------------------
DaveInACar: *quiver*
DaveInACar: *POP!*
DaveInACar: *splat*
DaveInACar: *drooooooll...*
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Duchess of Corn Pop
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posted September 17, 2000 03:27 PM
...slow and steady keeps the doctor away.If it ain't broke... IP: Logged |
Toon
Shuttlecock
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posted September 18, 2000 07:54 AM
...it's safer to lend it some money.------------------
-=> Toon "I think...I think it's in my basement. Let me go upstairs and check." -- M.C. Escher
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Erratic Assassin
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posted September 18, 2000 02:22 PM
...it must be still under warranty.IP: Logged |
Earl Junior
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posted September 18, 2000 02:41 PM
...take it apart and lose some of the pieces, then it will be. I have this on a copy mug with the header IT MOTTO. The other side reads Billable hours are good.------------------
Uh-huh. And if my grandmother had three speeds she'd be a vibrator. IP: Logged |
beccca_bo
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posted September 18, 2000 03:28 PM
...have a toke, don't worry folks, it's just a jokeIP: Logged |
Beckuary
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posted September 19, 2000 02:14 PM
...it probably doesn't live in Harlem.------------------
Me: "Of course I know when you have senior pictures. I keep an analog of your activities."
Mike: "You keep a cellular phone?" -from a conversation over lunch this summer IP: Logged |
Toon
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posted September 19, 2000 06:16 PM
...it can't get financial aid.Give him an inch... oh, that's just too easy.------------------
-=> Toon "I think...I think it's in my basement. Let me go upstairs and check." -- M.C. Escher
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Earl Junior
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posted September 20, 2000 10:03 AM
...he needs it.------------------
Uh-huh. And if my grandmother had three speeds she'd be a vibrator. IP: Logged |
Tetisheri
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posted September 20, 2000 05:31 PM
...then cut him out of your will, the lazy, no-good, sonuvab**ch....and he's gonna want a foot. Give him a foot, and he's gonna want a yard. Give him a yard, and he's gonna want a rod. Give him a rod...he needs it. Sorry, I couldn't restrain myself. Darn English system of measurement ruining my reference! ------------------
Right now I'm feeling really full and sexually repressed. [This message has been edited by Tetisheri (edited September 20, 2000).] IP: Logged |
Bombadil
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posted September 21, 2000 12:37 PM
...between the cheek and gums.IP: Logged |
Harmonious
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posted September 21, 2000 09:41 PM
....he's standing too close.------------------
"Try to see the brighter side of things. If you can't, use a flashlight." -- Shifra Chana IP: Logged |
patch
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posted September 22, 2000 08:19 AM
-worm. They're high in protein, and he looks like he needs it now.IP: Logged |
Duchess of Corn Pop
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posted September 22, 2000 09:51 PM
-alada and I'll have the full-on bean burrito with tai chicken, jasmine rice and organic mixed greens on a spinach tortilla with extra green sauce to go please.you can't have your cake... ------------------
"Gee I'll just give you a couple of plant genitals to pin on your lapel to show how much I like you." -Prof. Beidelman IP: Logged |
Bombadil
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posted September 23, 2000 07:23 AM
... and my cake! I'm telling Mom.IP: Logged |
Toon
Shuttlecock
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posted September 24, 2000 12:08 AM
...deep-fried. That just doesn't work.
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-=> Toon "I think...I think it's in my basement. Let me go upstairs and check." -- M.C. Escher
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