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Topic: New Game: Choose Your Own Damn Proverb
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Y2Karen
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posted August 17, 2000 10:03 PM
  
An apple a day ...... flies at midnight. (ed. to put the beginning of the proverb up dere again. the page-starter curse is still following me! Rrr!)[This message has been edited by Y2Karen (edited August 17, 2000).] IP: Logged |
SnakeLady
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posted August 17, 2000 10:25 PM
An apple a day.....
.....the supermodel diet.------------------
Your mother sells office supplies in HELL! IP: Logged |
Nailati
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posted August 18, 2000 01:07 AM
...will get you a mouthful of worm before too long.IP: Logged |
Harmonious
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posted August 18, 2000 07:32 AM
...will keep the doctor away, but if he's cute, forget the fruit. :-)IP: Logged |
Bombadil
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posted August 18, 2000 08:17 AM
If at first you don't succeed...IP: Logged |
DarkLighter
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posted August 18, 2000 08:26 AM
...eat a cookie.IP: Logged |
Earl
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posted August 18, 2000 08:27 AM
...hit on her sister.IP: Logged |
megalita
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posted August 18, 2000 08:40 AM
...make it an "Action Item".IP: Logged |
Imp of Chaos
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posted August 18, 2000 08:57 AM
. . .don't worry about it. You won't even bring the average down.or, on a less cynical note: . . .just think of all the overtime you can rack up by fixing it! IP: Logged |
Bombadil
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posted August 18, 2000 09:02 AM
... reload the game from the previous level.IP: Logged |
patch
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posted August 18, 2000 02:57 PM
... reboot reboot reboot... call a meeting and the entire office can enjoy failure for an afternoon ... there's really no point in living anymore ... quit your bitching and do it again ... You're normal, believe me. ... get the answers from someone who did. IP: Logged |
Earl
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posted August 18, 2000 09:52 PM
Don't count your chickens...IP: Logged |
Fast Learner
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posted August 18, 2000 10:29 PM
...it'll just confuse you, and annoy the chickens.IP: Logged |
patch
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posted August 18, 2000 11:14 PM
... without the proper equipment, or they won't be covered under our insurance plan. See page 4 paragraph three for clarification.IP: Logged |
Y2Karen
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posted August 18, 2000 11:33 PM
... in front of Orrin Hatch.IP: Logged |
Dave Wheaty
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posted August 18, 2000 11:59 PM
...or they'll try and escape with the help of a yank rooster who they think can fly, but really can't.IP: Logged |
Y2Karen
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posted August 19, 2000 12:08 AM
A great movie! And by the way, Happy 1000! *blasts 1000 pounds of confetti into the air from cannons so the shimmering cloud can be seen for miles* IP: Logged |
Harmonious
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posted August 21, 2000 02:50 PM
*Throws confetti at Dave Wheaty* Congratulations! People who live in glass houses... ------------------
"Try to see the brighter side of things. If you can't, use a flashlight." -- Shifra Chana IP: Logged |
DarkLighter
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posted August 21, 2000 02:54 PM
...get really pissed during hail storms.IP: Logged |
Raven
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posted August 21, 2000 02:58 PM
...know a thing or two about Windex.------------------
Choose your own damn autosig. IP: Logged |
Erratic Assassin
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posted August 21, 2000 02:59 PM
...get awfully self-conscious about taking a shower.------------------
In fact, by the time I was twenty, I found that I couldn't orgasm without tinsel. IP: Logged |
Earl Junior
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posted August 21, 2000 04:32 PM
...really hate it when the birds are migrating.------------------
"Remember, everyone, let your pets fuck all they want!"
--Bizzzzzarrrrro Bob Barker IP: Logged |
Rabi'a
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posted August 21, 2000 08:47 PM
...hate that billy joel album.------------------
"a man came up to me and said, "i'd like to change your mind
by hitting it with a rock," he said, "though i am not unkind."
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Spifferito
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posted August 21, 2000 09:06 PM
...get fried like ants.
Do onto others...
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Hallam
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posted August 22, 2000 06:45 AM
...whatever you think your job's worth.------------------
Fast and Bulbous!
That's right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous. Also, a tin teardrop.
Bulbous, also tapered.
That's right.
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megalita
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posted August 22, 2000 06:59 AM
...only after you've gotten permission.IP: Logged |
Imp of Chaos
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posted August 22, 2000 07:44 AM
. . .and then make a quick get-a-way.
a non-original:
. . .before they do unto you. IP: Logged |
Bombadil
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posted August 22, 2000 09:55 AM
...but do-wah-ditty unto yourself.------------------
Post naked. IP: Logged |
patch
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posted August 22, 2000 01:06 PM
... whatever you think is funny. and damn where was I when the glass houses thing was on? People who live in glass houses should chang in the basement! IP: Logged |
sloppy
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posted August 22, 2000 01:59 PM
...over and over again....until they manage to get away. ...in disguise, to avoid capture. ...while out of reach. A bird in the hand... IP: Logged |
Raven
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posted August 22, 2000 02:02 PM
...is a good commercial for hand sanitizer.IP: Logged |
DarkLighter
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posted August 22, 2000 02:04 PM
...was already done.But then, I'm just a spaz.(ed. to prove my point.) [This message has been edited by DarkLighter (edited August 22, 2000).] IP: Logged |
Tetisheri
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posted August 22, 2000 02:16 PM
...makes you feel bad that you didn't read the whole thread first. 
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Spifferito
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posted August 22, 2000 03:59 PM
...scratches your fingers up with it's little claw-legs until you let it go.One bad apple... IP: Logged |
sloppy
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posted August 22, 2000 04:56 PM
...forgot to read the whole thread, and therefore is a complete moron.Complete? I'm a high school grad, of course! IP: Logged |
patch
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posted August 22, 2000 09:01 PM
... deserves another.... pisses off seven dwarves. ... keeps you on the potty all day long. ... for one bad teacher. ... spoils the brunch. IP: Logged |
Erratic Assassin
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posted August 22, 2000 10:34 PM
...shouldn't be an excuse to upgrade the whole lab with iMacs.If you can't stand the heat... [This message has been edited by Erratic Assassin (edited August 22, 2000).] IP: Logged |
Bombadil
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posted August 22, 2000 10:45 PM
... then root for some other team.IP: Logged |
Y2Karen
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posted August 23, 2000 12:11 AM
... give snow an A++++++++++[aside1]how obscure can you get?[/aside1]
[aside2]sloppy's back! and as dumb as ever! yayyy![/aside2] IP: Logged |
Stehvelo
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posted August 23, 2000 01:17 AM
...then don't heat the stand.IP: Logged |
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