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Topic: New Game: Choose Your Own Damn Proverb
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Imp of Chaos
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posted August 14, 2000 07:09 AM
  
. . .is what people get beat up for in grade school.IP: Logged |
Earl
Self-Made User
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posted August 14, 2000 09:58 PM
...for her pleasure.IP: Logged |
Dave Wheaty
Cereal Subunit
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posted August 14, 2000 10:11 PM
...wears a brace.IP: Logged |
Jesse Dangerously
Self-Made User
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posted August 14, 2000 10:42 PM
...wins a second wind and a thicker skin- Ten Westphal, by me IP: Logged |
Bombadil
Self-Made User
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posted August 15, 2000 09:08 AM
...requires a laxative.IP: Logged |
Darth Billy Bob
Self-Made User
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posted August 15, 2000 09:26 AM
damn!I was gonna put ... had too much cheese, but Bom beat me to the blockage jokes ... *sigh* IP: Logged |
Fast Learner
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posted August 15, 2000 09:37 AM
...gave the rabbit a bad name.IP: Logged |
Harmonious
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posted August 15, 2000 09:58 PM
...actually gets things accomplished.------------------
"Try to see the brighter side of things. If you can't, use a flashlight." -- Shifra Chana IP: Logged |
Hallam
Cereal Subunit
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posted August 16, 2000 09:38 AM
... is the opposite of fast and unbalanced.IP: Logged |
Fast Learner
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posted August 16, 2000 09:47 AM
It's slowed down a bit, so how about:He who laughs last... IP: Logged |
Raven
Self-Made User
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posted August 16, 2000 09:55 AM
....shoots coke out his nose.------------------
Choose your own damn autosig. IP: Logged |
Harmonious
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posted August 16, 2000 09:58 AM
...was the last to understand the joke.------------------
"Try to see the brighter side of things. If you can't, use a flashlight." -- Shifra Chana IP: Logged |
Earl Junior
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posted August 16, 2000 10:03 AM
...is kissing up to the boss.------------------
"Remember, everyone, let your pets fuck all they want!"
--Bizzzzzarrrrro Bob Barker IP: Logged |
Imp of Chaos
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posted August 16, 2000 10:18 AM
. . .usually does so in that uncomfortable pause before normal conversation resumes.IP: Logged |
DarkLighter
Cereal Subunit
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posted August 16, 2000 10:23 AM
...is usually implying sarcasm.IP: Logged |
Toon
Shuttlecock
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posted August 16, 2000 11:15 AM
...gets to gloat.------------------
-=> Toon "Job Shmob, get me out of this jello filled cube!" --Bom IP: Logged |
Bombadil
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posted August 16, 2000 11:24 AM
...should have to sleep in the wet spot.IP: Logged |
Y2Karen
Cereal Subunit
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posted August 16, 2000 11:29 AM
... probably just wasn't paying attention and was imagining the joke-teller naked.IP: Logged |
Earl Junior
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posted August 16, 2000 12:19 PM
Bom: that was evilly funny! I'm going to laugh every time some one starts to say "He who..." Evil. Funny. Good.IP: Logged |
Earl
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posted August 16, 2000 04:11 PM
How about...A bird in the hand is worth... IP: Logged |
DarkLighter
Cereal Subunit
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posted August 16, 2000 04:15 PM
...about a buck for the feathers and two for the meat, depending on size, of course.IP: Logged |
Bombadil
Self-Made User
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posted August 16, 2000 04:23 PM
...a lot more on Sesame Street.IP: Logged |
patch
Self-Made User
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posted August 16, 2000 04:26 PM
... getting rid of. Can you imagine having to clean up the poop?IP: Logged |
Skatie
Cereal Subunit
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posted August 16, 2000 04:45 PM
...that penny you saved earlier.IP: Logged |
Dave Wheaty
Cereal Subunit
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posted August 16, 2000 09:17 PM
...AHHHH! It's pecking my eyes out!IP: Logged |
Y2Karen
Cereal Subunit
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posted August 16, 2000 09:20 PM
hee hee!... more than two Bushes. IP: Logged |
Nailati
Self-Made User
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posted August 17, 2000 05:50 AM
*One-person wave in response to Y2Karen*
*Getting hairy eyeballs from other people in computer lab*When the going gets tough... IP: Logged |
Hallam
Cereal Subunit
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posted August 17, 2000 06:14 AM
...soak it in hot water for twenty minutes.------------------
Fast and Bulbous!
That's right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous. Also, a tin teardrop.
Bulbous, also tapered.
That's right.
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Toon
Shuttlecock
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posted August 17, 2000 06:21 AM
...was a pretty good song.*waves to Bom*Yes, I also liked Jewel of the Nile.------------------
-=> Toon "Job Shmob, get me out of this jello filled cube!" --Bom IP: Logged |
Raven
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posted August 17, 2000 06:22 AM
it's time for some tenderizer.------------------
Choose your own damn autosig. IP: Logged |
patch
Self-Made User
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posted August 17, 2000 06:34 AM
... reach for the KYIP: Logged |
Earl
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posted August 17, 2000 08:55 AM
...do your best to hide the tears and snot bubbles.IP: Logged |
Bombadil
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posted August 17, 2000 09:43 AM
... you've left it in the oven too long.IP: Logged |
Fast Learner
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posted August 17, 2000 11:06 AM
...the weak can just sit back and relax.IP: Logged |
Y2Karen
Cereal Subunit
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posted August 17, 2000 11:09 AM
... the tough fire up the flamethrower.------------------
Pete dried out his tongue in protest. :p IP: Logged |
Earl Junior
Self-Made User
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posted August 17, 2000 12:16 PM
...I run for home screaming for Mommy.Ed. Three hours later. Looks like we've run out of steam.... An apple a day... [This message has been edited by Earl Junior (edited August 17, 2000).] IP: Logged |
patch
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posted August 17, 2000 07:17 PM
... is 560 calories per week------------------
The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to IP: Logged |
Earl
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posted August 17, 2000 09:40 PM
...is an apple earned.IP: Logged |
Bombadil
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posted August 17, 2000 09:43 PM
...makes Jack a dull boy.IP: Logged |
Sputnik2
Self-Made User
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posted August 17, 2000 10:03 PM
...kills 7 evil dwarf-hating old ladies a week.---
Muahaha! Return of Sputnik! IP: Logged |
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