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Enjinno9
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posted September 21, 2001 03:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Enjinno9   Click Here to Email Enjinno9     Edit/Delete Message

...Now selling the blockbuster Revelation 4:16 chrysanthemum rockets! Holy Handgrenades half price!

or:
...Apparently Satan was complaining that he wasn't reaching quota for the year.

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I know where you live.
I think.
muhaha.

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Sputnik2
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posted September 23, 2001 08:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sputnik2   Click Here to Email Sputnik2     Edit/Delete Message
Father Clem always knew exactly when and where the apocalypse would take place, and failing to own a flaming sword, he found the next best thing...

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"Just shut up and help me inflate the damn thing!" -Slappy Jackson

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Eggy Toast
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posted September 25, 2001 10:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Eggy Toast   Click Here to Email Eggy Toast     Edit/Delete Message
LOL

does this picture even need a caption?

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jarbabyj
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posted September 26, 2001 11:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jarbabyj   Click Here to Email jarbabyj     Edit/Delete Message
Father Gus takes "Baptism by Fire" to a new, spectacular level

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Some lives are filled with pain, some with sorrow...some with a chewy nougat center - Tom Servo

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Jack Havoc
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posted September 26, 2001 11:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jack Havoc   Click Here to Email Jack Havoc     Edit/Delete Message
Blessed is he who buys from us. Blessed by LOW LOW PRICES! Get your Burning Bush Spark Fountains, Pillars of Fire by Night Roman Candles, and Holy Roller Jumpin' Jacks! Prices so low you'll think you're breaking the 8th Commandment!

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Duct tape is like The Force. It has a dark side. It has a light side. Used correctly, it holds the universe together. Used incorrectly, it sticks your cat to the wall. - Toon -

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Kyree
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posted September 27, 2001 12:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kyree   Click Here to Email Kyree     Edit/Delete Message
Jack Havoc wins.

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Beaudoin
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posted September 27, 2001 08:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaudoin   Click Here to Email Beaudoin     Edit/Delete Message
Sadly, the entire stock was ruined during a ritual holy-water blessing.

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Brunswik Mcbutterpants
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posted September 28, 2001 01:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Brunswik Mcbutterpants   Click Here to Email Brunswik Mcbutterpants     Edit/Delete Message
Next weeks sign and subsequent stand:

You know you want it -cheap booze and prostitutes -praise the lord

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Cry Cheeble! And let slip the hamsters of war! -Toon

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Houdinisworstnightmare
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posted September 29, 2001 07:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Houdinisworstnightmare   Click Here to Email Houdinisworstnightmare     Edit/Delete Message
these are all very scary. that being said. . . .


God. Flames. Coincidence, anyone?


I suck again!


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(BoredWolves was Kyree on IRC)

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Rockwell
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posted October 01, 2001 09:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockwell   Click Here to Email Rockwell     Edit/Delete Message
Trying to appeal to the young generation, the local church raised the stakes

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