posted September 09, 2001 07:12 PM            

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[This message has been edited by Arwon (edited September 09, 2001).]

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posted September 09, 2001 11:51 PM            

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That man's dustin' crops where there ain't no crops!

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posted September 10, 2001 07:31 AM            

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In 1984, The U.S. Armed Forces pooled their resources to build the F-389 Stealth Firethrower. It was a formidable weapon, capable of casually strolling behind enemy lines and strafing everything in site. Its fuel, however, was beans, and MREs do not contain beans for practical reasons.

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posted September 10, 2001 07:41 AM            

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Genetic Engineering meant Rocket Man no longer needed all that bulky equipment

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posted September 10, 2001 10:02 AM            

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(you think he's bein original by bein funny like that? Think again. Right outside the shot is a "KODAK PHUNNY PHOTO MOMENT" sign.)

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posted September 10, 2001 04:20 PM            

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Hmmm. Now all I need is skates

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posted September 10, 2001 08:59 PM            

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Somehow, in person, Satan just didn't seem nearly as intimidating as the Bible made him out to be.

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posted September 10, 2001 09:16 PM            

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Is anyone else here disturbed by the fact that this guy is emitting two distinct jets of flame?

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posted September 17, 2001 03:35 PM            

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I'm disturbed, but not by that specifically. I might have been if I hadn'e seen the exhaust pipes behind him, though.

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