posted August 28, 2001 03:06 PM            

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As the people I have found here at Brunching are so consistently funny, I am posting a public call for slogan submission for my campaign for pope.
Here is the one I came up with today:
Vote Chuck for Pope. If not, Vote Chuck for Sanitation Commissioner so that he may exact his revenge.
For more examples see my other slogans.

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"Ostriches can fly, but they need a 2-mile running start, a cliff to jump from, zero gravity, rocket boosters, the body of a different kind of bird, and, above all, the desire"
From A Harvard Education in a Book

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posted August 30, 2001 04:41 AM            

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Vote Chuck! You could do worse. No, really.

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"I don't understand their humor either."
- Worf, to Data

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posted August 30, 2001 08:28 AM            

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Why Settle for the Lesser Evil?

Oh, wait, that one's taken.

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<Lore> I want to go to the Jehovah's Witness paradise, 'cause you get to pet baby pandas.

babybabble

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posted August 30, 2001 08:42 AM         

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Free spankings with every ballot!

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posted August 31, 2001 12:17 PM            

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vote for Chuck ... or else he will hire his man to break your legs!
[insert picture of george bush]

if u don't vote for chuck we will publicise pornogtraphic pictures of the love affair between George Dubya and the British Queen and show them to your children!

etc etc
i know these suck , but hey, i m lazy

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posted August 31, 2001 03:06 PM            

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Cardinal O'Riley voted for Chuck; the next day his cathedral received an anonymous $1,000,000 donation. Cardinal ibn Rashad did not vote for Chuck, and a week later Saddam Hussein had him executed.

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posted August 31, 2001 03:29 PM            

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We've had Pope Leviticus, we've had Pope John Paul. Isn't it time we had a Pope Chuck?

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posted September 03, 2001 12:06 PM            

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Chuck the Pope! Then vote Chuck! For Pope!

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