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babylonia
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posted August 24, 2001 03:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for babylonia   Click Here to Email babylonia     Edit/Delete Message


How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Original caption: The recently refinished floor in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington is shown in this August 22, 2001 handout photo. Workers refinished the floor as President George W. Bush continues his vacation at his ranch in Crawford, Texas. REUTERS/Tina Hager/The White House/Handout

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Ron Jeremy makes baby Jesus cry.

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Arwon
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posted August 24, 2001 06:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Arwon   Click Here to Email Arwon     Edit/Delete Message
George returns from vacation: "Hello... is anybody there? You can come out now. C'mon guys, this isn't funny!
You're not scaring me!" *sob*

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Life in America, wombats, and more...


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Nevah Altavaris Entitar
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posted August 24, 2001 08:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nevah Altavaris Entitar   Click Here to Email Nevah Altavaris Entitar     Edit/Delete Message
Dubya returns from vacatation: Hey! A new rollerskating rink! *bonk* ow.

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Waxwings
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posted August 24, 2001 09:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Waxwings   Click Here to Email Waxwings     Edit/Delete Message
Even after the floor was refinished, Clinton's DNA stains could still be visible.

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-Kelly

WaxWings: Ha! But I really can't imagine it. I mean I don't even think I want kids
Dice Bowl: I know I don't... except maybe as as string of divorcees and illegitimate children behind me when I'm a swinging hollywood celebrity

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IsMaryann_WantsToBeGinger
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posted August 25, 2001 10:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for IsMaryann_WantsToBeGinger   Click Here to Email IsMaryann_WantsToBeGinger     Edit/Delete Message
Not seen in picture: Dubya in wayfarers, boxers, tube socks, and a button-down shirt, getting set to slide across floor...

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tv's Spatch
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posted August 26, 2001 04:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tv's Spatch   Click Here to Email tv's Spatch     Edit/Delete Message
You just don't mess with Guido the Killer Pimp.

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Monkey Incognito
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posted August 27, 2001 06:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Monkey Incognito   Click Here to Email Monkey Incognito     Edit/Delete Message
OK, who let the Clintons back in?

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IsMaryann_WantsToBeGinger
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posted August 27, 2001 08:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for IsMaryann_WantsToBeGinger   Click Here to Email IsMaryann_WantsToBeGinger     Edit/Delete Message
thanks for getting my back there spatch

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aslum
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posted August 27, 2001 11:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aslum   Click Here to Email aslum     Edit/Delete Message
Dang. Someone broke in while we where on vacation.

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Credo nonnullos hic mortuos esse.
I think that several people here are dead.

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Turbo_Tim
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posted September 12, 2001 08:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Turbo_Tim   Click Here to Email Turbo_Tim     Edit/Delete Message
I'd better switch to de-caff, it looks like ther are steps in the foreground. Or the floor is actually flat there....ooowww, my head hurts

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Ricia
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posted September 12, 2001 09:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ricia   Click Here to Email Ricia     Edit/Delete Message
Dubya: Oh cool, the floors one of those optical illusion things. Hey look I can see a bunny wearing a top hat!

Secret Service: Uh...sir?

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"It is I Captain Vegetable with my carrots and my celery."

"If I knew I was going to have guests I'd have catered...oooh I can still give them a party favor!"
-Ken Ichijouji

"People are slobs"
-me at work every five minutes.

Screaming is permited, laughing is encouraged, silence is forbidden

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Houdinisworstnightmare
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posted September 13, 2001 09:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Houdinisworstnightmare   Click Here to Email Houdinisworstnightmare     Edit/Delete Message
[/b]And upon seeing the floor, President Bush cried out, "But officer! How am I supposed to walkn in a straight line? There's so amny of them!"[/b]

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Enjinno9
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posted September 18, 2001 06:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Enjinno9   Click Here to Email Enjinno9     Edit/Delete Message
They FINALLY put my new square-dance floor in!

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I know where you live.
I think.
muhaha.

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