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Five Tons of Flax
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posted August 17, 2001 10:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Five Tons of Flax   Click Here to Email Five Tons of Flax     Edit/Delete Message

Ma'am, I'm sorry, but we have reason to believe that there might have been a mix up in the nursery.

Original Caption: Two baby squirrels nurse on a mama cat at the Bedford Animal Control Center in near Fort Worth. Bedford firefighters found the wild critters last month and took them to the shelter where they were introduced to the cat. Officials hope to return the squirrels to the wild when they are a bit older.

Edited because I still can't figure out how to post pics

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tv's Spatch
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posted August 17, 2001 10:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tv's Spatch   Click Here to Email tv's Spatch     Edit/Delete Message
...oh, great, and now the photographer's gonna put a freakin' pancake on my head, too...

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supernathan
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posted August 17, 2001 11:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for supernathan   Click Here to Email supernathan     Edit/Delete Message
Tragedy struck yesterday when a local cat decided to help out with some baby squirrels until he realized that squirrels are just rats with cute tails and ate them.

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Tell a funny joke just to get some play then you try to make your move and she says 'No Way' - Young M.C.

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popechuck
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posted August 17, 2001 11:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for popechuck   Click Here to Email popechuck     Edit/Delete Message
I just got rid of all my fleas, and now this!?

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Future Pope

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Earl Junior
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posted August 17, 2001 11:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Earl Junior   Click Here to Email Earl Junior     Edit/Delete Message
Mrs. Cat had a hard time explaining the twins to Mr. Cat.

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Treasure
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posted August 17, 2001 12:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Treasure   Click Here to Email Treasure     Edit/Delete Message
Chip n' Dale savage innocent feline.

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cheezdanish
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posted August 17, 2001 01:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cheezdanish   Click Here to Email cheezdanish     Edit/Delete Message
Ow! OOOOW! Kids, stop biting! That hurts mommy!

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Brunswik Mcbutterpants
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posted August 17, 2001 02:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Brunswik Mcbutterpants   Click Here to Email Brunswik Mcbutterpants     Edit/Delete Message
Later what was really strange is how they chased mice

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Sorry Brutha I had to kill you

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Arwon
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posted August 17, 2001 02:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Arwon   Click Here to Email Arwon     Edit/Delete Message
Those is the wierdest lookin' kittens what I ever saw

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"Arwon, you're rude, stereotypical, brash and insulting. I think I love you."
-Stranger than Fishing.
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Life in America, wombats, and more...

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El Cid
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posted August 17, 2001 06:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for El Cid   Click Here to Email El Cid     Edit/Delete Message
Tarzan of the Chipmunks.

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Slappy Jackson
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posted August 18, 2001 04:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Slappy Jackson     Edit/Delete Message
"Just shut up and help me inflate the damn thing!"

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I_like_cheese
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posted August 18, 2001 07:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for I_like_cheese   Click Here to Email I_like_cheese     Edit/Delete Message
"You're right, this tastes MUCH better than that chihuahua!"

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Arwon
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posted August 18, 2001 01:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Arwon   Click Here to Email Arwon     Edit/Delete Message
Slappy Jackson's got my vote... Or should it be scrappy Jackson?

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"Arwon, you're rude, stereotypical, brash and insulting. I think I love you."
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Life in America, wombats, and more...

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IsMaryann_WantsToBeGinger
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posted August 20, 2001 08:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for IsMaryann_WantsToBeGinger   Click Here to Email IsMaryann_WantsToBeGinger     Edit/Delete Message
I gotta go with spatch's pancake callback.

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babylonia
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posted August 22, 2001 09:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for babylonia   Click Here to Email babylonia     Edit/Delete Message
Only you can help stop the spread of kitty porn on the Internet.

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Ron Jeremy makes baby Jesus cry.

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Sputnik2
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posted September 21, 2001 09:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sputnik2   Click Here to Email Sputnik2     Edit/Delete Message
Slappy ... Consider yourself Quoted.
That's right. A scrappy got Quoted... *provides SJ protection from boot*

What the Squirrels here don't know is that this is not a cat - in fact "Fluffy" as they know her is really a hand-operated puppet controlled by a very sick man.

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Enjinno9
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posted September 21, 2001 10:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Enjinno9   Click Here to Email Enjinno9     Edit/Delete Message
Scientists are just discovering the results of down's syndrome in baby cats...

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I think.
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Wondrous Fnordia
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posted September 25, 2001 08:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wondrous Fnordia   Click Here to Email Wondrous Fnordia     Edit/Delete Message
When Squirrels Strike Back.

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jarbabyj
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posted September 27, 2001 08:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jarbabyj   Click Here to Email jarbabyj     Edit/Delete Message
as an aside, my head is near to exploding with the cuteness of those baby squirrels. My lord they are sweet.

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Some lives are filled with pain, some with sorrow...some with a chewy nougat center - Tom Servo

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SergeiRichard
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posted September 29, 2001 11:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SergeiRichard   Click Here to Email SergeiRichard     Edit/Delete Message
"Works every time," Mrs Cat thought slyly to herself as she prepared to pounce.

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tenebros
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posted October 02, 2001 12:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tenebros   Click Here to Email tenebros     Edit/Delete Message
"So, we were in the recording studio and we heard this noise coming from the closet and this is what we saw. Bjorn took it as an omen and thats how we got our name."

-Dirk Roughly, lead singer of Squirrel Sucking Cat Nipples Norway's #1 Death Polka band

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