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Anti Em Self-Made User	posted July 30, 2001 09:52 AM [image blatently stolen from a friend's website - no original caption] IP: Logged
Roup Self-Made User	posted July 30, 2001 10:12 AM "Very good. Now, for the next test, Mr. President, I want you to stand with your feet together, tilt your head back, and hold both arms out. Now close your eyes and touch your nose with your right index finger." IP: Logged
Five Tons of Flax Self-Made User	posted July 30, 2001 11:35 AM "So they turn him off at night? That must be very convenient." IP: Logged
Treasure Self-Made User	posted July 30, 2001 12:02 PM Mutters things about Americans not being able to tell the difference between the Queen & her mother. Realises they're both ancient & it doesn't matter in the slightest. *Goes back into her corner. IP: Logged
Anti Em Self-Made User	posted July 30, 2001 01:08 PM Oh! 'Scuze me, Queenie. Jes' let me put the horse back in the barn... (Sorry Treasure and other Queenly-overseen types! Can't tell the players without a program!) IP: Logged
Mara's Revenge Self-Made User	posted July 30, 2001 03:42 PM Dammit, Em, ya stole mine. Hmmm.... "No, your highness, that would be mustard." ------------------ "'Right, right,' he agreed. 'Must look serious. All business here as I'm standing in three foot of money while people in pajamas pelt me with eggs. Very serious business.'" - Lisha Goldberg [I was Mara, but the man got me down.] IP: Logged
Michelle Marie Self-Made User	posted July 30, 2001 04:15 PM "Now Georgie, what do we say to the nice Queen after we accidentally set the pretty tablecloth on fire?" "I'm sorry." Or: "I had an accident." ------------------ Torgo wobbles, but he won't fall down! IP: Logged
aslum Self-Made User	posted July 30, 2001 04:19 PM "Your fly is down Mr. President." IP: Logged
El Cid Self-Made User	posted July 30, 2001 06:15 PM Aw crap, she brought up the car I backed into. Quick, fake you lost a contact! IP: Logged
Spifferito Cereal Subunit	posted July 30, 2001 07:34 PM (I love Michelle Marie) IP: Logged
Roup Self-Made User	posted July 30, 2001 07:35 PM Bush's unfortunate automatic reaction when HRH asked him what he was thinking about when he didn't sign Kyoto IP: Logged
Michelle Marie Self-Made User	posted July 30, 2001 08:13 PM is happy Spiff loves her ------------------ Torgo wobbles, but he won't fall down! IP: Logged
tv's Spatch Shuttlecock	posted July 30, 2001 09:03 PM his policies are real but he is not IP: Logged
Jesse Dangerously Self-Made User	posted July 31, 2001 02:26 PM "My eyes are up here, President Bush! IP: Logged
babylonia Self-Made User	posted August 01, 2001 07:20 AM spatch wins. Oh Pete, I wet myself. IP: Logged
Stranger than Fishing Self-Made User	posted August 02, 2001 03:05 AM Prince Philip: You know George, you really are a dick. Ha! IP: Logged
Gerald the Foul Self-Made User	posted August 02, 2001 12:19 PM In trying to avoid the protocol blunders that many have made over the years with the queen, Mr. Bush used quite an unorthodox method for avoiding the taboo of being caught staring at her tits. IP: Logged
I_like_cheese Cereal Subunit	posted August 04, 2001 11:13 PM Prince Philip: Good show, George! You've learned to only throw up on yourself, unlike you father. IP: Logged
tragic_pizza Scrappy Doo	posted August 08, 2001 10:41 AM President George W. Bush reacts to Prince Phillip whizzing upon his shoes... IP: Logged
Mara's Revenge Self-Made User	posted August 08, 2001 02:51 PM Spatch does indeed win...so far... IP: Logged
Poorly Drawn Man Self-Made User	posted August 08, 2001 10:29 PM Doesn't EVERYBODY in Britan wear boxers and bunny slippers? IP: Logged
Y2Karen Cereal Subunit	posted August 09, 2001 06:42 PM I liked Flax's. IP: Logged
supernathan Self-Made User	posted August 10, 2001 06:47 AM Quick he's asleep get his wallet! ------------------ ______________________ www.supernathan.com The hood's been good to me ever since I was a lower-case G. -Montel Jordan IP: Logged
Crestfallen Sloth Self-Made User	posted August 14, 2001 11:14 AM "What's that you say? My shoelaces couldn't be untied, I wear velcro!" IP: Logged
popechuck Self-Made User	posted August 14, 2001 02:21 PM "Oh your majesty, those are some fat ankles! Whoo doggy!" ------------------ -Chuck Future Pope IP: Logged
DominusGladiorum Scrappy Doo	posted August 15, 2001 11:56 AM Mr. President! ... Mr President! This is Great Britain. It's Japan where they bow. Jesus, why do I have to do this instead of being ambassador to Vanuatu? ------------------ I am the man of many names. IP: Logged
frooglet Scrappy Doo	posted August 19, 2001 10:36 PM "Y'all's Highness?" What the bloody hell is he on about? ------------------ Froog's House o' Squid [This message has been edited by frooglet (edited August 19, 2001).] IP: Logged
Fear Factory Scrappy Doo	posted August 22, 2001 03:27 AM "i new i should have worn a belt today" IP: Logged

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