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Topic: CYODC: a papal visit
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babylonia
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posted July 23, 2001 03:37 PM
  
"Blah blah blah. OK, you're a boring git. Next!"
Original caption: President George W. Bush reads a statement as Pope John Paul II listens at the Pope's country retreat, Castelgandolfo, July 23, 2001. In a speech following a 35 minute private meeting, John Paul warned Bush of the 'evils' of stem-cell research and also warned of the shortcomings of globalization, which he said can cause divisions in the world. (Win McNamee/Reuters) IP: Logged |
Devin Austra
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posted July 23, 2001 09:10 PM
Do I have to confess ALL my sins, or just the ones that will come back to haunt me when the reporters find out about them?------------------
Night breeds its own sort of anticipation.
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Five Tons of Flax
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posted July 23, 2001 09:16 PM
....and a pony. Oh, please also bring something nice for Mr. CheneyIP: Logged |
Treasure
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posted July 24, 2001 02:04 AM
Security man in background: "Mr President sir, please move along, this is Madam Tussauds, there are lots of other waxworks to look at"------------------
"a plethora of cock is being blown." - Ogre I got me a website! IP: Logged |
tv's Spatch
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posted July 24, 2001 04:03 AM
Ok, Mr. Pope, you've got two lifelines left and $32,000 that's already yours...IP: Logged |
RedTwo
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posted July 24, 2001 12:58 PM
Here we see Robert Redford and James Earl Jones (both in background) operating the most sophisticated ventriloquist's dummies in the world. They had the standing-room-only crowd at Boston's Comedy Underground rolling in the aisles with their cutting-edge improv comedy. The two are reportedly considering a tour offer from AOL-Time/Warner worth in excess of $20 million each. ------------------
Always consider a creature when you see it. Otherwise it might be a long hike back through the woods that crash your computer constantly to get your corpse.
-tv's Spatch .:. babybabble .:. IP: Logged |
fiddl3r
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posted July 24, 2001 11:36 PM
uh...sir, God loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life. Would you like to pray with me?IP: Logged |
Arwon
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posted July 25, 2001 01:52 AM
That thing on the Pope's head is really a Brain Slug. Georgie Boy's starved to death...IP: Logged |
chili176
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posted July 25, 2001 06:10 AM
I see that his excellency is here for story hour today...------------------
"There is no prime directive." -- Jesse Dangerously "Sex is only dirty when it's done right." -- Anonymous IP: Logged |
ScurryAlong
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posted July 25, 2001 02:28 PM
Dubya: I can't understand a word he's saying.
Johnny: I can't understand a word he's saying ------------------
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El Cid
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posted July 29, 2001 09:33 PM
Alright Mr. John Paul, get ready to play......THE TEN-THOUSAND DOLLOR PYRAMID!!! Darn Spatch. Maybe I should read the rest of the replys more closely.[This message has been edited by El Cid (edited July 29, 2001).] IP: Logged |
El Cid
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posted July 29, 2001 09:37 PM
Okay, new one.So if you're John Paul, will the next pope be George Ringo? IP: Logged |
Bombadil
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posted July 30, 2001 05:51 AM
We now return you to Dubya and The Pontiff...Dubya: Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
The Pontiff: That's what I want to find out.
Dubya: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
The Pontiff: Are you the President?
Dubya: Yes.
The Pontiff: You gonna be the Commander in Chief, too?
Dubya: Yes.
The Pontiff: And you don't know the fellows' names.
Dubya: Well I should.
The Pontiff: Well then who's on first?
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Michelle Marie
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posted July 30, 2001 08:25 PM
DUBYA: ".....I will not eat them, Sam I am!"------------------
Torgo wobbles, but he won't fall down! IP: Logged |
fuzz
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posted August 01, 2001 11:25 AM
(here's another shot from that visit, i think it's a little funnier. heh.)  -fuzz. IP: Logged |
Stranger than Fishing
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posted August 02, 2001 03:03 AM
Bush: And for my next song, I'm gonna sing a little Britney.or The pope tries to ignore the 'floating head behind chair' hallucinations brought on by spending too much time with Bush. IP: Logged |
babylonia
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posted August 02, 2001 08:32 AM
A scene from Vivarin's next ad campaign.IP: Logged |
Houdinisworstnightmare
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posted August 04, 2001 11:14 PM
Come on, Mr. Pope, I even printed out the lyrics for you!------------------
Say it with me:
"I like to get tied up!" -Five Tons of Flax IP: Logged |
Anti Em
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posted August 06, 2001 11:49 AM
Oh, the second photo's even better!Pope (to self): Now he's giving me a choice of nicknames! Oh Lord - why have You forsaken me? (out loud): Ok, you can call me "Uptighty Whitey" if I can call you "Monkey Boy." [codes] [This message has been edited by Anti Em (edited August 06, 2001).] IP: Logged |
Bolingbroke
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posted August 07, 2001 10:43 AM
They're Dubya and the Pope,
They're Dubya and the Pope,
One's an aging pontiff, the other's a dope,
They're Dubya, they're Dubya and the Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope...IP: Logged |
genuine artificial
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posted August 07, 2001 03:48 PM
Hee! Bolingbroke wins.IP: Logged |
I_like_cheese
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posted August 07, 2001 03:49 PM
"...and if Jesus were alive today, I know he'd want us to be drilling for um, petor.. petra... um, gasoline in that there artic wildlife thingie..."IP: Logged |
Beckuary
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posted August 08, 2001 09:55 PM
Bolingbroke made me laugh so so hard...that was hysterical.------------------
"The road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs."- The Sun Also Rises IP: Logged |
Poorly Drawn Man
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posted August 08, 2001 10:22 PM
After thirty-five minutes of quiet suffering, Dubya's microphone goes in for the kill.(Bush suffered several lacerations to the throat before three Secret Service agents were able to wrestle the microphone to the ground. The attack, the third in a week on the president by a household appliance, prompted the Pope to put the microphone on the fast track for canonization. Sainthood is widely considered unlikely because in the words of John Paul's papel spokesman, "The Microphone didn't finish him off") IP: Logged |
Y2Karen
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posted August 09, 2001 06:47 PM
Pope John Paul II was heard muttering "God, please help America" in Polish as he covered his eyes with his hand.IP: Logged |
supernathan
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posted August 10, 2001 06:43 AM
How goddamned long do I have to talk to this fucking moron?------------------
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www.supernathan.com The hood's been good to me ever since I was a lower-case G.
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Bolingbroke
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posted August 10, 2001 11:02 AM
Thanks, genarti and Beckuary!  ------------------
"Gluttons can't eat or drink in Hell because they ate and drank so much in life. And they are trapped in putrid soil because they produced nothing but garbage in life. And they are being torn apart constantly by Cerberus's three sets of bloody teeth, because Dante is one sick motherfucker."
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Andrew the Weasel
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posted August 11, 2001 09:49 PM
"Funny, he sounds just like Gore when he sighs..."------------------
Narf. Or rather, Poink. IP: Logged |
Mara's Revenge
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posted August 12, 2001 04:36 PM
Dammit, El Cid! Well, the way I was looking at it, we already got John Paul and George, so if someone with Photoshop would put Richard the Lionheart in, we'd have the set.------------------
Revenge is a dish best served at room temperature with a side of onion rings.
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jj42
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posted August 28, 2001 05:57 AM
P: Are you pondering what I am pondering, Dubya?D: Why yes I think so Pope, Narf! I think you should get that dress brightend up with some rhinestone hearts.... P: D'oh! IP: Logged |
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