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Topic: CYODC: Texas Style
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Five Tons of Flax
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posted March 24, 2001 05:55 PM
  
"Howdy." "Howdy." "Howdy." "Howdy." "Howdy." "Howdy." "Howdy." "Howdy."...
Original caption: Members of the Texas Department of Public Safety's 119th training academy file into graduation ceremonies Friday at Burger Center in Southwest Austin. The class of troopers has 129 men and seven women. Recruiting efforts are already under way to fill the next academy, which will begin in September. -Austin american statesman 3/24/2001
edited because pictures are tricky. [This message has been edited by Five Tons of Flax (edited March 24, 2001).] IP: Logged |
Sandrylene
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posted March 24, 2001 08:08 PM
in an effort to gain a larger constituency, the republican party begins experimenting with cloning technology...IP: Logged |
tv's Spatch
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posted March 24, 2001 09:27 PM
Gentlemen, we can't all be Garth Brooks!IP: Logged |
Ricia
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posted March 25, 2001 12:08 AM
Now swing your partner do-si-do, try not to step on your neighbors toe! Now promenade!IP: Logged |
TheMadDefenestrator
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posted March 25, 2001 12:34 AM
I'd come up with a funny caption for this, but it looks so much like my home town that I can't quite bring myself to do it.------------------
life (lf)
n., pl. lives (lvz.) Biology.
1)The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism.
2) The characteristic state or condition of a living organism.
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aslum
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posted March 25, 2001 09:00 AM
Just out of curiosity, why are the pinkish/purple badges/insignia/whatever all blurred out?------------------
How to speak welsh:
'Mae bronnau ardderchog da hi.' means
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Roup
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posted March 25, 2001 09:08 AM
Officials were pleased at the turnout at the second annual Gay Square Dance Festival held in Laramie, Wyoming. Ru Paul officiated as Grand Marshall.Sorry, I was trying to resist, but just couldn't. ------------------
I'm big on sloth. Sloth is cheap, and easy to get.
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sourwookie
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posted March 25, 2001 10:41 AM
...good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good...------------------
Dr. Turing, of Cambridge University, has pointed out that bobbadah bobbadah hoe daddy yanga langa furjeezama bing jingle oh yeah.
--Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon
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Wraith
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posted March 25, 2001 10:47 AM
The New "Where's Waldo"------------------
"Betcha didn't know seagulls drooled, did you? Well, now you know. Aren't you pleased? I know I am."
-Sarcasma
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Five Tons of Flax
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posted March 25, 2001 11:53 AM
aslum, the badges aren't artificially blurred out, that's just how the picture was.IP: Logged |
I_like_cheese
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posted March 25, 2001 05:45 PM
The Cowboy Warehouse
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Kyree
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posted March 25, 2001 06:14 PM
Gotta Catch 'em All!I'm logical, oh yes I am. IP: Logged |
USA Dave
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posted March 25, 2001 09:02 PM
Casting call for the next Village People person.IP: Logged |
dingle_wingle
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posted March 25, 2001 09:32 PM
I said right face!
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godam
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posted March 25, 2001 10:16 PM
Dude, I told you it looks fucking cool when you stand between two mirrors!------------------
"You know, I've often asked myself this, and through therapy, I think I've realized it's because of the time my family went to the ocean, and a buoy ate my father." - Johnny Canuck IP: Logged |
Y2Karen
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posted March 25, 2001 11:36 PM
First one to make it through the maze gets a belt-buckle shinin'!IP: Logged |
Y2Karen
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posted March 25, 2001 11:37 PM
p.s. Y'all crack may uhp.IP: Logged |
Tain
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posted March 26, 2001 01:19 AM
The Alternative Lifestyle Militia, shown above, formed after one too many gay pride parades was disrupted.IP: Logged |
Acsumama
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posted March 26, 2001 09:41 AM
Today George W. Bush decreed that he, like the emperors of ancient China, wishes to be buried with life-size clay replicas of his soldiers.IP: Logged |
megalita
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posted March 26, 2001 02:17 PM
Oh, dear lord. Ya'll are cracking me up. Especially FTOF, though, because I keep hearing the shark from Toy Story when he's wearing Woody's hat. "Hey guys, I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!"
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Cup_Caddy
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posted March 28, 2001 04:46 PM
Actually, Iw as reminded of a Gary Larson cartoon, 5 Buzzerds around a dead cowboy, one puts the hat on his head and says: "Hey everybody! Look, I'm a cowboy! 'Howdy, Howdy! Howdy!'"------------------
I'm a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun.
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patch
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posted March 29, 2001 09:26 AM
At the local duck-pond's county fair:
"Try your luck at the cowboy shoot! Three shots for a dollar! Kock down one of the movin targets and you win a stuffed egg!"
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I don't wanna be our only hope. I crumble under pressure. Let's have another hope.
~~ Willow
(edited 'cause its been a while since I've done this)
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babylonia
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posted March 29, 2001 02:53 PM
"Custer's Last Dance"
Oil on particle board
Salvidore Dali
Museum of Modern Art, New York, on loan from the Widow Twilloby's attic
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El Cid
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posted March 30, 2001 10:12 PM
You know Bob, musical chairs would be a lot more challenging if there weren't exactly as many chairs as peopleThis has been El Cid, at the tone we begin bombing Columbia. Thank you IP: Logged |
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