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Topic: Smart arse answers to the 'Are you a couch potato' test
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Stranger than Fishing
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posted May 31, 2001 05:18 AM
  
I had so much fun last time I think I'll do it again.  Are You A Couch Potato? Take this simple test to find out if you are a TV junkie ... Is channel surfing your idea of a strenuous workout?
It's more my idea of a perfume. Channel Surfing. A fragrance for a man or a woman. Was `Mother Goose' the last book you ever read?
It depends on whether you call 'What's on TV!' a book or not. If you were to quit eating chips, would potato farmers starve?
I seriously doubt it. They grow potato's. Dumbass. Do you feel Shakespeare's plays pale in comparison to the plot of
`Beverly Hills 90210'?
Shakespeare's plays are easier to understand. Especially when they're on the telly. Do you consider TV dinners to be nouvelle cuisine?
Nouvelle = new. right?
So yes I do. Would you rather see `Bay Watch' than laze with a svelte blonde on
the beaches of Tahiti?
I'd rather laze with a svelte blonde on the beaches of Tahiti AND watch baywatch.
Here's my cake, watch me eat it. Are you of the opinion that the editors of 'TV Guide' should be awarded
the Booker Prize?
What's the Booker Prize? I want it. Do you have a hot line to the TV repair shop?
Nope, I sold my phone line to pay for my new Home Cinema. It's broken. Irony stinks, dunnit? Are you lobbying for TV Test Patterns to be framed and displayed at the Museum of Modern Art?
Can't be arsed, the 'A-Team's' on in a minute. [This message has been edited by Stranger than Fishing (edited May 31, 2001).] IP: Logged |
El Cid
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posted May 31, 2001 02:55 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!The third one's the best. This has been El Cid, wondering how hard it would be to succede from the US. IP: Logged |
Acsumama
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posted May 31, 2001 06:03 PM
*agrees with El Cid*------------------
"Acsu, you may be the Swedish Chef." -- Element97
Guest hosting Dave's blog -- Potato God -- EMSP -- Lore 2000 -- Personal
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Bolingbroke
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posted May 31, 2001 06:05 PM
*jumps on the El Cid-Acsumama bandwagon*------------------
"Can't sleep. Freak'll eat me. Can't sleep. Freak'll eat me."
-- Y2Karen
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Shep
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posted May 31, 2001 06:36 PM
*Wholeheartedly agrees with all three*IP: Logged |
Tolen Grath
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posted May 31, 2001 07:09 PM
*sides with El Acsumabolingshep*IP: Logged |
Bennyboy
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posted May 31, 2001 09:38 PM
I*'m far too lazy to agree. oh hey something's coming on, bye------------------
I cut myself again and again to remind myself of you
Oh wait, my mistake, that was Dax. I just tied a string around my finger.
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annenayne
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posted May 31, 2001 10:42 PM
*Also, BTW, agrees*But it was funny all 'round. ^_^ IP: Logged |
Stranger than Fishing
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posted June 01, 2001 06:54 AM
Cheers guys!IP: Logged |
Medieval Cow
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posted June 01, 2001 10:15 PM
Ditto to all of the above. Oh, and I rather liked the Baywatch one also.------------------
"So it's good that Medieval Cow & I can't reproduce, dooming our offspring to be slaughtered and burnt to cleanse the entire population of the board. I appreciate that." -RedTwo
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Jesse Dangerously
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posted June 03, 2001 06:08 PM
I like the Booker award one. Eat me, Medieval Cow!IP: Logged |
Mara
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posted June 05, 2001 06:46 PM
I'm with you guys.------------------
Mind what you have learned...save you it can. - Yoda
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Medieval Cow
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posted June 11, 2001 08:37 PM
No, no, no. You can't tell me to eat you. I didn't say I disliked the one you liked, I just mentioned that I liked something else on the list.Twit. Ah, what the hell... *CHOMP* ------------------
"So it's good that Medieval Cow & I can't reproduce, dooming our offspring to be slaughtered and burnt to cleanse the entire population of the board. I appreciate that." -RedTwo IP: Logged |
Crestfallen Sloth
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posted July 08, 2001 01:47 AM
*smacks jesse*
*smacks MC*
Both in one swooping motion, just like Moe from the three stoogesCouldn't resist [This message has been edited by Crestfallen Sloth (edited July 08, 2001).] IP: Logged |
Jesse Dangerously
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posted July 09, 2001 10:01 AM
Ohhhh a wiseguy, huh?IP: Logged |
Michelle Marie
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posted July 10, 2001 10:12 AM
Huh? What's this all about? I didn't pay attention to what I read; I was busy watching the Weather Channel. Could someone fill me in?------------------
Torgo wobbles, but he won't fall down! IP: Logged |
Parthenogenesis
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posted July 10, 2001 10:55 AM
' hmmmmmmmmm, weather channel girl.'------------------
Stupidity:
Quitters never win, Winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.
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Monkey Incognito
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posted July 10, 2001 11:04 AM
Who farted?IP: Logged |
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